FML : Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in...

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Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By SharkWeek - / Sunday 27 October 2013 15:26 / United States - Wrightsville

Intimacy

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By happle | 21

#5731482 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:19

That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

By Misshhh | 23

#5731493 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:21

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

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By happle | 21

#5731482 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:19

That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

thisawkwardchick | 15

#5731532 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:35

I agree, EEEWWWWW.

184886837272837 | 32

#5731562 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:53

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5731588 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:59

Or maybe he decided to go straight up Braveheart and use his now bloody fingers to apply war paint on his face. That's what I would have done..

Sports_guy3 | 28

#5731600 - Sunday 27 October 2013 20:02

#1- hopefully.

TheCerealKiller | 24

#5731776 - Sunday 27 October 2013 23:17

Sounds like a bloody awful situation, right?

tjv3 | 10

#5731814 - Monday 28 October 2013 0:02

I just threw up a lil in my mouth

By aoc123 | 8

#5731483 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:19

I'm sure that fixed his memory problem reallyy fast

summerguy97 | 16

#5731769 - Sunday 27 October 2013 23:14

I don't think it was his memory. I mean, a true knight gets a little blood on his sword every now and then right?

TotallyAradical | 14

#5731795 - Sunday 27 October 2013 23:40

Not on my watch.

lilhellian | 26

#5731872 - Monday 28 October 2013 1:54

109, Then move your watch out of the way :)

unlucky_04 | 10

#5732443 - Monday 28 October 2013 10:34

#2 - Awesome DP, you've got such pretty eyes :)

A07 | 47

#5732631 - Monday 28 October 2013 14:29

#150 it really brings out her personalitits :p

ottokat | 15

#5734458 - Tuesday 29 October 2013 22:49

really

By isabellasimone | 18

#5731485 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:20

Well, you told him!!!

By Raesin | 21

#5731487 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:21

You know goldfish remember things for at least 6 months or longer right?
Knowing that this FML makes no sense.

Soloman212 | 28

#5731508 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:28

You know that it's an idiom for having bad memory, right?
Knowing this, this FML makes perfect sense, even if it contains an inaccuracy.

Don't be a smartass. The point of language is to communicate effectively, which this FML does. If you're too disconnected to understand that idiom because of your impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory, then you're really not very smart at all.

mcm_3 | 16

#5731548 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:43

And did you know that the internet will remember you as a smartass without a sense of humor FOREVER?!?!

MrSassypants | 31

#5731612 - Sunday 27 October 2013 20:08

#41, actually, us Internet users won't remember he's a smartass forever; we have the memory of a goldfish.

Cwizer | 17

#5731625 - Sunday 27 October 2013 20:16

Best internet troll ever !!!

kinsmas | 18

#5731674 - Sunday 27 October 2013 21:07

So you'll forget him in 6 months? Hahaha

SmuggletheBudgie | 15

#5731720 - Sunday 27 October 2013 22:08

I would say the internet has a memory of around a month max, there is always new and exciting stuff to waste our lives on the internet!

JMichael | 25

#5731730 - Sunday 27 October 2013 22:16

21- good one!

blowinkissies | 9

#5731763 - Sunday 27 October 2013 23:08

#4 ~ Did you know that goldfish only can remember up to 30 seconds?

JennyK1414 | 13

#5732134 - Monday 28 October 2013 4:27

"Impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory..." Hahaha best comment ever.

AlexRaptor | 3

#5749674 - Sunday 10 November 2013 18:37

Goldfish have a 3 second memory span...

By akakennedy | 16

#5731488 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:21

Bah! Love your name!

ironichalibut | 24

#5731868 - Monday 28 October 2013 1:49

Just when you thought it was safe..

By Dubai_fail | 7

#5731491 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:21

guess he had a "pad" day !!!

By Dallasluver19 | 14

#5731492 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:21

Us Girls are the screwed ones with periods, being raped, sore boobs, giving birth, pregnancy, having to look good. What do guys have to do? Just stay out of our damn way when these things occur.

Welshite | 39

#5731500 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:23

Please don't start another gender debate.

theomg | 2

#5731507 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:28

OMG you're so right girls have it so hard!!

Beepbeep7 | 14

#5731516 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:30

I sometimes have feminist viewpoints but this is taking it too far.Even though I would never tell my husband this,guys go through a lot of shit too especially when women are on their periods.And as far as rape,there are many many men that have been raped or abused so you can't even use that.

golden_warrior | 23

#5731517 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:31

We have issue as well. After certain age, we got hairs growing out of place that you would think is not possible. And guys get judged based on their looks as well. Plus, some guys get judge on the size of their penis. I'm not saying our situation is worse but we have our own issue as well.

Pwn17 | 25

#5731528 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:33

I am a feminist and I support gender equality, but just because women have issues 7, that doesn't mean men don't have any. Shut up.

Jasmeent11 | 15

#5731529 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:34

Guys can have it hard too! *hinthint* ahahhah

beelee1988 | 13

#5731544 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:43

I really hate when other girls complain about these things. I'm a girl, yes I complain when I'm on my period, but I don't feel like I have it harder than anyone else. I also hate when girls use their periods as an excuse to be bitches. PMS comes before you actually start pouring blood from your vagina. After that, you're just a bitch.

evan_7899 | 28

#5731547 - Sunday 27 October 2013 19:43

#31 Shut up you ignorant woman, its retards like you who make a bad image for your gender. So when men insult you and you go into a fit because you have it "so hard" think about men next time

tranced_ | 42

#5731608 - Sunday 27 October 2013 20:05

ok don't be so sexist.. I agree on some level girls suffer alot but guys face the same problems too! not all guys are like her husband and not all girls are angelic like you described so Chuck it!