By SharkWeek - 27/10/2013 15:26 - United States - Wrightsville

Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML
I agree, your life sucks 60 734
You deserved it 5 794

Same thing different taste

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That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD


That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Or maybe he decided to go straight up Braveheart and use his now bloody fingers to apply war paint on his face. That's what I would have done..

Sounds like a bloody awful situation, right?

tjv3 10

I just threw up a lil in my mouth

I'm sure that fixed his memory problem reallyy fast

summerguy97 16

I don't think it was his memory. I mean, a true knight gets a little blood on his sword every now and then right?

109, Then move your watch out of the way :)

#2 - Awesome DP, you've got such pretty eyes :)

A07 48

#150 it really brings out her personalitits :p

You know goldfish remember things for at least 6 months or longer right? Knowing that this FML makes no sense.

You know that it's an idiom for having bad memory, right? Knowing this, this FML makes perfect sense, even if it contains an inaccuracy. Don't be a smartass. The point of language is to communicate effectively, which this FML does. If you're too disconnected to understand that idiom because of your impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory, then you're really not very smart at all.

And did you know that the internet will remember you as a smartass without a sense of humor FOREVER?!?!

#41, actually, us Internet users won't remember he's a smartass forever; we have the memory of a goldfish.

Cwizer 17

So you'll forget him in 6 months? Hahaha

I would say the internet has a memory of around a month max, there is always new and exciting stuff to waste our lives on the internet!

#4 ~ Did you know that goldfish only can remember up to 30 seconds?

JennyK1414 13

"Impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory..." Hahaha best comment ever.

Dallasluver19 14

Us Girls are the screwed ones with periods, being raped, sore boobs, giving birth, pregnancy, having to look good. What do guys have to do? Just stay out of our damn way when these things occur.

Please don't start another gender debate.

OMG you're so right girls have it so hard!!

Beepbeep7 14

I sometimes have feminist viewpoints but this is taking it too far.Even though I would never tell my husband this,guys go through a lot of shit too especially when women are on their periods.And as far as rape,there are many many men that have been raped or abused so you can't even use that.

We have issue as well. After certain age, we got hairs growing out of place that you would think is not possible. And guys get judged based on their looks as well. Plus, some guys get judge on the size of their penis. I'm not saying our situation is worse but we have our own issue as well.

Pwn17 25

I am a feminist and I support gender equality, but just because women have issues 7, that doesn't mean men don't have any. Shut up.

Guys can have it hard too! *hinthint* ahahhah

beelee1988 13

I really hate when other girls complain about these things. I'm a girl, yes I complain when I'm on my period, but I don't feel like I have it harder than anyone else. I also hate when girls use their periods as an excuse to be bitches. PMS comes before you actually start pouring blood from your ******. After that, you're just a bitch.

evan_7899 28

#31 Shut up you ignorant woman, its retards like you who make a bad image for your gender. So when men insult you and you go into a fit because you have it "so hard" think about men next time

ok don't be so sexist.. I agree on some level girls suffer alot but guys face the same problems too! not all guys are like her husband and not all girls are angelic like you described so Chuck it!

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

zen1979 16
raeepressley 12


incoherentrmblr 21

Caught Red Handed in a Blue Balled room.

timss4 19

Oh the simple perception of a woman