That's pretty nasty, but it seems like he would have learned his lesson.

I agree, EEEWWWWW.

When the river runs red, take the dirt road

Or maybe he decided to go straight up Braveheart and use his now bloody fingers to apply war paint on his face. That's what I would have done..

#1- hopefully.

Sounds like a bloody awful situation, right?

I just threw up a lil in my mouth

I'm sure that fixed his memory problem reallyy fast

I don't think it was his memory. I mean, a true knight gets a little blood on his sword every now and then right?

Not on my watch.

109, Then move your watch out of the way :)

#2 - Awesome DP, you've got such pretty eyes :)

#150 it really brings out her personalitits :p

really

Well, you told him!!!

You know goldfish remember things for at least 6 months or longer right?
Knowing that this FML makes no sense.

You know that it's an idiom for having bad memory, right?
Knowing this, this FML makes perfect sense, even if it contains an inaccuracy.

Don't be a smartass. The point of language is to communicate effectively, which this FML does. If you're too disconnected to understand that idiom because of your impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory, then you're really not very smart at all.

And did you know that the internet will remember you as a smartass without a sense of humor FOREVER?!?!

#41, actually, us Internet users won't remember he's a smartass forever; we have the memory of a goldfish.

Best internet troll ever !!!

So you'll forget him in 6 months? Hahaha

I would say the internet has a memory of around a month max, there is always new and exciting stuff to waste our lives on the internet!

21- good one!

#4 ~ Did you know that goldfish only can remember up to 30 seconds?

"Impressive and extensive knowledge in the field of marine life memory..." Hahaha best comment ever.

Goldfish have a 3 second memory span...

Bah! Love your name!

Just when you thought it was safe..

guess he had a "pad" day !!!

Us Girls are the screwed ones with periods, being raped, sore boobs, giving birth, pregnancy, having to look good. What do guys have to do? Just stay out of our damn way when these things occur.

Please don't start another gender debate.

OMG you're so right girls have it so hard!!

I sometimes have feminist viewpoints but this is taking it too far.Even though I would never tell my husband this,guys go through a lot of shit too especially when women are on their periods.And as far as rape,there are many many men that have been raped or abused so you can't even use that.

We have issue as well. After certain age, we got hairs growing out of place that you would think is not possible. And guys get judged based on their looks as well. Plus, some guys get judge on the size of their penis. I'm not saying our situation is worse but we have our own issue as well.

I am a feminist and I support gender equality, but just because women have issues 7, that doesn't mean men don't have any. Shut up.

Guys can have it hard too! *hinthint* ahahhah

I really hate when other girls complain about these things. I'm a girl, yes I complain when I'm on my period, but I don't feel like I have it harder than anyone else. I also hate when girls use their periods as an excuse to be bitches. PMS comes before you actually start pouring blood from your vagina. After that, you're just a bitch.

#31 Shut up you ignorant woman, its retards like you who make a bad image for your gender. So when men insult you and you go into a fit because you have it "so hard" think about men next time

ok don't be so sexist.. I agree on some level girls suffer alot but guys face the same problems too! not all guys are like her husband and not all girls are angelic like you described so Chuck it!

Looks like he was caught.. Red handed... YEEEAAAAA xD

OMG LOL! Nice one

lol. well said.

Love it!! Horatio'd

Lol, I like that.

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YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Caught Red Handed in a Blue Balled room.

He should've just listen the first time. Period.

Was that a pun? :D

Oh the attention span of a man

Oh the simple perception of a woman