Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (173)
boatiebanter 0
So don't raise your arms for an evening.
bipolarchipmunk 0
Commit ritual suicide?
Chellsss 0
Ahaha.. i have done that before.. actually i have shaved one leg before. lol. but Omj how does it take an hour to shave your legs.. :O
peacesignmoose 0
I love when people brag about being first, when they are, in fact, not really first. Morons. #7, maybe she hadn't shaved them in a long time?
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
crazyiffy 0
Win :)
tko 0
lol that reminded me of the commercial with the girl on the scooter and armpit hair that was like 2 yards long trailing behind her :D
Mauskau 36
gross.
tastymonsterkake 0
i know what youre talking about! that commercial is just... strange...(:
Jarnet 0
I know that pain. :(
mobius8 0
Who the hell cares? I doubt anyone noticed. Pretty sure this isn't an FML.
MaddieMonster 0
OMG I'M LIKE NUMBER 16!!! Fail 3 & 4. Haha that's what you get for shaving for an hour.
lyssgross 16
What's your problem?
wowfmlife 0
Numbers 3 and 4, you're not first. And if you were, no one would care. When are these idiots going to learn?