Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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Comments (173)
dg72592_fml 0
wow howwww did you take an hour to shave your legs? isnt that something that takes 2 minutes that you do every day/every other day?
lolfml_fml 0
dear everyone, beauty standards are ******. leave her alone. if she doesn't want to shave, she doesn't have to. love, me.
fretforyerlatte 0
75, it wouldn't be an fml if she intentionally didn't shave. she planned on it and forgot. so obviously her beauty standards are the same as ours.
trooper14 0
notice one particular area she seems to neglect mentioning...id hate to see what that pussy looks like
lebosi 0
Baths are really bad for water conservation. So even if she took a bath to do it, tsk tsk. Also, it's kind of sad that you can't feel confident with yourself without having shaved legs. That's such a minute part of you
Fy0urlife 0
hairy armpits on a girl is just...gross
grazynaanka 0
most of the world (including the states) is suffering from water scarcity and you spend an hour on your legs. shame shame. but seriously, it takes you an hour to shave your legs. even if mine are like extremely hairy it does not take that long. especially if you're using a good razor. try waxiing next time. it hurts but, the results are worth it. and always shave your pits first!!
Rawrrr14 0
Happens to pretty much every girl. One time I only shaved one leg. go me. lol
rowanneee 0
wowww. everyone's freaking out about you wasting water, but i don't think she actually stayed in the shower for an hour. all she said was she "spent an hour making sure they were perfectly shaved". she probably just got out of the shower and did it in the sink or got back in or something. piss off.
0geckofun_ 0
i love how people like #79 seem to think armpit hair on a girl is gross. Hello--its natural!!!! what is gross is spending 1 hour to shave your legs, or waxing or other painful stuff like that, just for the "sake of beauty." if u ever stop to think about it, its pretty sexist. and i wonder if any of you idiot even stop to wonder why pit hair on a girl is disgusting but guys--no problem. I am a proud non-shaver!!!!!!!!!!!!!!