By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
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Pony_barometer 0

Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.

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Cupcaken 0

wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!

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girlygirl666 0

Justin Bieber??

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suaveneanderthal 0

lol love the name OP

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christa953 12

really? disgusting, not shaving the legs in 6 weeks...what could be more repulsive? oh I know, not shaving the armpits! seriously op if u shave at least shave once a week for legs and armpits every or every other day

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notyou123 0

ever think the fact that u don't have a date is because u don't shave

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Warm_Apple_Pie 21

You people have no idea if she actually needs to shave that often. Some people actually don't need to shave every other day because they naturally aren't that hairy. Keep your judgement to yourself, please.

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Starchild21 3

******* NASTY! WTF! No wonder why you don't get hot dates....! _______________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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leoofbodom 0

i really hate how you put a ******* myspace link on every post. ******* quit it you ****

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Starchild21 3

Hang on a second. No =) ____________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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leoofbodom 0

im not threatening you in any way just reminding you of what a **** you look like in hope you'll stop

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Starchild21 3

It's a nice try, but still no. ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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Flutist 3

Starchild, no one wants to talk to someone who appears desperate. While calling you names does not help you wish to remove the link to your myspace, it is annoying because this is not a place to advertise/get dates/be an attention *****--but those might be your joys in life. This is a site dedicated to commenting on the pain of other people. By putting your myspace on there, you are living up to the expectation that you are somehow so amazing that we would want to contact you instantly. I suggest putting the link to your myspace on your profile where it will not infuriate people. Not to say I am infuriated. I just don't like people assuming their opinions are so amazing that people will instantly click their myspace. Myspace causes viruses, so you are pretty much acting like a *****, instant gratification, not making us work for it, and giving us viruses. Try to be classy and leave it on your profile, allowing people to choose to click your picture and find out about you.

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Metzler31 17

uhh yeah same here :-) shame on you haha

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girlygirl666 0

Well, at least you did that, think of the disgusting sights they have to see.

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waterynuggets 0

[ ] FYL [ ] YDI [X] Who Cares

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Cupcaken 0

wtf?! you dont shave at least your armpits reguarly?!

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Pony_barometer 0

Well I maybe know the reason why you don't have a hot date.

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Demetra_fml 0

How considerate you are.

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LemonadePink 0

Uhm, you didn't mention shaving...down there....did you? Because if you didn't, by the way you never shave, it must've been crazy down there.

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Starchild21 3

Probably still is hairy as hell. Ugh so ******* disgusting. ___________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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xXAisuXx 0

Whatever ****** i bet you havent even seen pubes besides your own and your boyfriends

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Anonymous874598 0

What hot date ? You wont even get a roadside homeless fellow. You are a dirty bitch ! UGH !

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mets300 8

I don't like you. Whoever you are. I hope someone fs your l.

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redbluegreen 40

Do not think yeti thoughts. Do not think yeti thoughts. Do not think yeti thoughts... Damnit.

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Peroxide 3

I was thinking Harry and the Hendersons. Do I win?

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