Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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Comments (173)
rekc777 0
doesn't mean she's insanely hairy you guys. i have really blonde leghair and i always miss sections. she could have just been making sure she got everything.
lucky0514 0
...geeze people. how long it took is not that big a deal. first off, she's probably exaggerating. or she could have really long legs or she may have been going slowly to not get any cuts sorry OP, these things happen lol.
rgje 0
are u like 10???? how do u spend an hr shaving. adn how do u not shave ur legs all the way
guitardedman 0
thats rough...pit hair is a HUGE no-no if i can see that shit at a party or somethin
laa97 0
how long it took doesn't matter... what does is that you're bitching about this. Here's for FML actually being stories that suck, not 5 out of 6 being 'zomg ma boifrend left me' and 'my pits had a small ammount of stubble for one nite!!' Seriously.
Travestie616 0
YOU CAN'T WASTE WATER. There is the same amount of water on the earth today that there was a thousand, a million, a billion years ago. I detest you "eco-friendly, save-the-earth" morons. It's idiots like you that get the world all in an uproar about global warming because you don't know that scientific evidence clearly shows that temperature changes occur BEFORE carbon dioxide levels in the atmosphere rise. And.. I've probably made your little green heads spin with that sentence. *sigh*
BeanieBaby 0
an HOUR???? It takes me like 2 minutes!
Sakeyaki 0
That happens to me. I feel your pain. But...an hour? I spend 5 - 10 minutes with my legs, and 2 or 3 minutes with my underarms...
tournesol_fml 0
I don't care how much hair you have on your legs, it shouldn't take you over an hour to shave. I would say FML more to the fact that it takes you that freaking long, rather than forgetting to shave your pits.
Nakedsquirrel 5
Good god, for your sake I hope you didn't lift your arms much, since it seems you wore a sleeveless dress. Armpit hair, especially on women that don't make habits of shaving, looks extremely unkempt and revolting.