Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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Comments (173)
JuJuBeeSunshine 0
You TOTALLY deserved it. Ladies, men...nor women want to see that shit. Shave it; wax it; just get rid of it. I work with someone who doesn't shave her arms, and when she wears loose-sleeved shirts, I get an eyeful. Gag me with a spoon. She also has a 'stache. No one wants to see that.
youfailatlife 0
#83 has never been laid.
Nakedsquirrel 5
#83, since when is excessive body hair on a dude not unsightly? If you asked, I think you'd find that most guys trim their armpits and pubes to keep the hair very short, if not shaving them altogether. Dudes with hairy backs or excessive body hair will routinely shave it. Get the **** over people that find body hair on women disgusting, because those are the standards we live in. If someone refuses to shave, fine. That's their choice. They'll also have to accept the fact that they repulse many people and can't bitch them out for it. Until society undergoes a massive change in perception of hygiene, no one is being closeminded here.
fcuk_fml 0
#95 made me laugh more than the FML
24788 7
Do your research before letting something like this happen, let alone own one. Huskies are naturally hyper and are bred to be work dogs. They aren't that great with small children. This is all regardless of how young the dog is. Irrelevant, but huskies are my absolute favorite. :)
sum_blak_dude 0
An hour to shave your legs nice maybe if u weren't so concerned on spending an hour on something that should have taken half the time you would have noticed a bush under your arm.
beberezay 0
that is rough, im not even going to make fun of that, i think the moment someone saw that, you suffered enough,
love4running 0
Today, I had to read this pointless fml. FML
heatherjay 0
an hour?! are your legs huge or are you slow?
brittimes2 0
what are you, 14? i kind of hope so, because if you are an adult female and you don't regularly shave, i feel bad for everyone that has to see you in a dress. and why would it take an hour?