Miscellaneous: Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident...

By Anonymous - 13/05/2009 19:39 - United States

Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By bigmistake - 24/12/2011 03:22 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

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By Taylor - 15/07/2012 14:42 - United States - Eastchester

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML

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By AloneAtPerkins - 18/11/2020 13:02 - United States - West Bend

Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML

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By hairybetty - 05/01/2010 01:43 - United States

Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2009 07:08 - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2009 11:17 - Australia

Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By dajfleasd - 25/07/2009 22:22 - United States

Today, I was getting ready for a date. I spent extra time getting ready in the shower, making sure I was all shaved. I was shaving my upper lip to make sure I didn't have a mustache. I cut my lip really badly, leaving the most noticable razor cut on my face for my date. I'm a girl. FML

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deaditegirl 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:05

How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.

volcom1206 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:09

This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.

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potatopeeler 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:12

FYI, if you don't shave for a while, it takes a long time to get it off. Long hair takes forever to shave.

PureGold 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:13

lol I think that's happened to me. Plus my hair is dark, and I have really light skin x(.

I2OI3 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:14

IF YOU WANT TO BE MORE CONFIDENT IN YOUR DRESS SHAVING BODY HAIR IS GOOD, THIS IS TRUE. BUT TRUST ME IF GIRLS SPENT MORE TIME ON A TREADMILL RATHER THAN SHAVING OR WAXING EVERY SINGLE HAIR THE WORLD WOULD BE A HAPPIER PLACE

pearls 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:15

You should probably shave more than once in a blue moon though. Feel sorry for you though, it's a bit embarrassing. Funny when you see bushy armpit ladies out though :)

rukusrazor 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:15

Well, take a hobo shower and finish it off. (hobo shower = public bathroom sink)

wwcnd74 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 23:15

dude. . .That's harsh. That's not even funny, I just find that depressing; I hate irony. I stopped shaving a month & a half ago, no particular reason, just got tired of it. I agree with #20