Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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phillip1337 0
are you a guy?
greenfrog5 0
HAHA now it does not matter how much you shaved your legs because every was looking at your pits
nanab10 0
i almost did the EXACT same thing! but how could it take an HOUR? it took me like 15 minutes to get everything perfectly.
manderina 0
for those of you concerned with saving water, you know that you can take a bath and shave, right? she never said she shaved in the shower or with the water running the whole time. perhaps she drew a bath and shaved then. before you get all pissy about being eco-friendly, consider that people actually use alternate processes, especially for things such as this.
catatonicsleep 17
thats why i always do my underarms first. my legs have very pale hair on so its not usually visible. I shave my legs carefully because i always cut my legs if i don't, but it doesn't take an hour.
ExoticMess 1
Travestie616, you are amazing and I love you. :D To the OP, you're not the first so don't worry about it. I'm hoping you're just exaggerating when you say it took you an hour. Lol
hscott323 2
i do this all the time.
FBIWarning 0
it would take me 1/2 the time to do that and i'm a guy :/
dr_house_MD 0
fake there was one like this a week or so ago
Seti_fml 0
don't you have a mirror op? wouldn't you happen to look at yourself in said mirror before you left to be sure you hadn't forgotten anything essential? (or to make sure nothing was on your face, etc) If that's not in your routine then... you probably do this alot and deserve it lol