Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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choochootrain 0
Not everyone uses a blade to shave their legs, people. If she waxed, or used a machine, it may have taken more than 15 minutes. (Granted, an hour is a bit odd.) Sorry for your mishap, OP. Hate to say it, but unless you're very untidy, hairy legs won't show nearly as badly as neglected armpits.
monicamischief 0
from your post i assume that you usually DONT shave your legs. also, considering it took an HOUR, which is way longer than shaving your legs should take so i say YDI, because being hairy is really disgusting. especially armpit hair. ESPECIALLY on women.
sondramcfail 0
Haha, after the winter (when I wore pants every day, mind you!) it took me almost an hour. ;p You should really shave your armpits quite often, it's unhygienic otherwise...
sweetiepie11 0
This is the stupidest FML I have ever read
NickelPhosphate 0
Ok so a lot of people need to get their heads out of their asses. She took an hour to make her legs perfectly smooth. Not because she was immensely hairy. And @ all the people who said she wasted a ton of water, you're all obviously quite stupid. If you run the water while you're shaving your legs, you're the ones who are wasting water. YOU TURN IT OFF WHEN YOU'RE SHAVING AND THEN PUT IT BACK ON TO RINSE YOU IDIOTS. Stop being hypocrites and use some common sense. For the future: shave your armpits first so you don't forget hehe! And do it every time you shower so that in case you forget, your armpit hair will be really short, and it will be 100x less embarrassing.
thinkpink 0
All you losers who are claiming that she is taking up all the water and wasting it....go get lives and think of a better argument. Ever heard of shaving your legs in the BATHTUB?? Or even if I shower, I put the plug in, then when I am about to shave I turn off the shower and sit in the soapy water and shave. To the OP, an hour is a little extreme, but it is unfortunate that you forgot to shave those armpits! Sorry!
mcsnelly 5
I can see taking the time to make sure you don't miss spots but how does it take an hour?? I think that's a little excessive to spend that much time shaving your legs. But FML on the forgetting your armpits...I've done that before, fortunately I have really light hair, though, so it's not really noticeable. And seriously, people say "EWWW gross!!! armpit hair on a woman!!" It's hair. It's natural. And it was probably only a tiny bit of stubble. Get the **** over it.
f_ckkl_fe 0
this is the dumbest thing i've ever heard
duckpsy 2
Oh god, I hate it when girls don't shave or don't completely shave their armpits...
shadow_moses 0
jesus christ people shut the **** up, women in europe do it all the time, it isnt a big deal, unless you have like a huge bush under there i wouldnt care if i saw a woman with a little bit of armpit hair