Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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Comments (173)
HeyyyBrahhh 0
That's quite unfortunate.
shananigans 0
Holy crap, an HOUR?? You must be the world's slowest shaver...
the_boss_fml 0
nasty. ydi for having hairy armpits
Imawhalerider 0
" do you have chea-pets with you or is that what i think it is" dang how did you find out?
brasileirinha 0
Lol this happens wayyy more often than it should. Good luck out there bb. lol
deaditegirl 0
14, even on the rare occasions when I haven't shaved in a while, it's never taken me anywhere close to an hour to shave. Aside from this FML, I've never heard of anyone else who's taken that long.
I2OI3 0
THEY COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT HAIRY, COULD THEY?
turdburgers 0
Lame
YtotallyDI 0
Just how hairy are you? Since it took you an hour to shave your legs I don't even want to think about your armpits. I'm glad I'm an unhairy.
rukusrazor 0
*insert wookie sound here*