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Today, my mom called to tell me that I needed to clean the side of her couch. Why? Because someone picked their nose and wiped snot all on the side of it. She thinks it was me because I sat there last. It wasn't me. I don't even live there, but I have 2 teenage siblings that blame everything on me. FML
Since you don't live there tell her no and that if it bothers her so damn much she can clean it herself since she's already there. I would also not visit them for a while so your siblings can't blame shit on you.
That snot fair.
Just say “NO”