Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
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Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML
Today, I shaved my armpit hair. After growing it for so long, it's gone. FML
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Top comments
deaditegirl 0
How does it take you an hour to shave your legs? You must be pretty bad at shaving.
volcom1206 0
This sounds to me like shaving is not a usual occurrence for you. I suggest you make it one.
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ohhboyy 0
oh hey king kong how hairy are you?
dancin303 0
its not a waste of water if the water isnt on while your shaving. and its not as bad as a girl i know who never shaves her pits and wears tank tops
ILoveJace01 0
Omg that sucks.
Bryan_Z 0
Nair......
greenarmcat 0
#47 There is the same amount as water but we can only use fresh water to drink and farm with. Most water has a high salinity that renders it unable to be used in that way. Farmers in India and other places are using reserves of water deep in the ground to farm their fields but that water isn't ever replenishing. It took thousands of years to build up. If we keep using irresponsible farming practices and wasting water in other ways there really will be a lack of fresh water for us to use. Anyways I remember in high school sitting in a bath tub and taking forever too. It didn't say anything about the water running and she probably is 16. Or going on a really hot date of some sorts.
plexico 4
How hairy do you let your pits get between shaving?
hilaryy_fml 0
maybe her razor is really blunt and she didn't have enough time to buy a new one. And maybe she wasn't wasting water, I use an electric razor. You dont even need water.
mxrxnda 0
if you shaved often enough it wouldn't take an hour. i don't understand how you could "forget" to shave your armpits when you are extensively shaving your legs. people just don't forget that. it does get scratchy underneath one's arms.
fretforyerlatte 0
k didn't you see your pits when you put your deodorant on? oh i guess you forgot to do that too. guess you REALLY better keep your arms down. it takes me like maybe 5 minutes to shave my legs. who cares if you miss a hair or two, nobody's checking your damn legs with a microscope. your hairy, smelly pits though....could be a problem.
gothymama 0
YDI because a) who takes an hour to shave their legs??? I know it's a PITA, but not an hour's worth! and b) because this isn't even an FML! Who cares if you forgot to shave your pits? Just don't raise your arms up over your head!