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then don't talk to her anymore :-/
Well you obviously haven't either.
yea if you got back with her 5 times you are either A) playing with her mind and emotions... or B) you obv still havent gotten over her either... and if you have any decency you wouldnt mess with her or get back with her yet again if there is no interest in her, your just leading her on this way and thats beyond scummy
you shut your ***** mouth when Billy mays is talking!!!!!!:D:D:D
I dooon't think he "got back together with her" every time he tried to tell her it was over. I bet it was the other way around with her not realizing he was serious. Nonetheless, OP you deserved it. No sex before marriage, remember? ;)
I agree with 56. and 57 - what does sex before marriage have to do with the FML?
I also agree with 56 and 57..
62- If you don't know, you don't know. I'm sure you'll learn someday This reminds me of Transformers 2, in the beginning when that the chick was on the phone with the main character.
Op, let her catch you screwing one of her friends or something.
45, ditto.
45 and 46 are so smart :']
and 87 is too! this thread is full of intelligence! :'D
trololololol
Haha
tell her this "I'm breaking up with you"
staple a break up note to her forehead
"dating you made me gay."
71 ur pic confused me
that is saying something...
he didnt take her back in 4 times, hes tried to break up with her 4 times but she doesnt realise /:
just a hint I now it's stupid but don't say it again cuz they'll ban you for a week
u r so mean
lol
sixth times the charm?
Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
that would be a best seller =)
DocBastard is amazing
damn #14 you are evil cuz I want french fries now =p
you could make money start your own company of break up cards
16 that's me making people hungry everywhere I comment. EvilPotato's can dø that.
LMAO I now but it sucks cuz I'm pregnant and no one sells French fries at 6am =p
We should start a company that does "dumping" and "breakup" and "caught you cheating" and "i've got an STI" and call them "Skidmark Cards".
Pretty sure you could customize a Moonpig card for this purpose xD
For the fifth time and you're trying to get a hint across?! Here's an idea, stop dating her!! I think that'll give her the impresion that you don't want to date her -.-
yes exactly!!
^ avenged sevenfold ftw <3 <3
it's not they they've dated on and off, he's just told her they're broken up 5 times but she won't believe it
Hm, never thought of it that way mfmylifesrsly, could be. :O
yes that's exactly what I think
she is winning
why is it that I read this with Charlie Sheen's voice in my head? LOL
maybe less hinting and more spelling it out will help.
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Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?
then don't talk to her anymore :-/