By husks - 12/04/2011 04:08

Today, I broke up with my now ex-girlfriend for the 5th time. She still hasn't got the hint. FML
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DocBastard 38

Does Hallmark make a "I dumped you, bitch! Move on!" card?

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lekiat 0

get a protective order put against her

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Zomg_Okay 26

Maybe I'm misunderstanding the FML but, if you've dated her FIVE TIMES, how can you say she hasn't gotten the hint..?

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z3vil 11

I'm pretty sure he's dated her once and tried to break up 5 times, this girl is either too stupid too understand or too creepy to listen

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Zomg_Okay 26

Fair enough. Just the way the FML is worded then.

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Look man, if you've had to break up with her 5 times, you aren't doing it right or you have a psychopath stalker for a girlfriend. I hope it is the former so you can get it right next time and everyone can move on.

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Valerie2 0

You haven't gotten the hint if you keep taking her back idiot

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Arraggatis 0

I think OP only dated her once, but has tried to explain they are broken up five times now.

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Maflagulator 1

Do her in the butt. Then se will break up with you. If she doesn't break up with you after that, perhaps you should keep her.

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the_flirttt 8

I guess you don't get it after the 5 time cause you're were dating her 5 times.

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MandaMazing 0

that reminds me of wayne's crazy ex-girlfriend on wayne's world.

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