it appears as if that person has the wrong number. If you really want to ROTFLMAO then text back saying "How could you do this to me? I'm going to murder your family because of you!"

What's truly sad is this chick was breaking up with someone in a text message. I got one step better- boyfriend of nine months dumped me over the phone... EpicFail should text her back and tell her how lame she is for using a text for this.

Well maybe her boyfriend doesn't call her but she doesn't even know his number! The FML belongs to the poor bastard who doesnt know that his girlfriend just dumped him and has to go through an akward situation next time he sees her.

Well obviously she was right. You never called her.

Text her back. She needs a rebound guy now!!

just tell her you want to get back together lol

this isn't FML material. and yes you should reply making up some bizarre shit.

Dude, just ring back and be like "Hey, I think you've got the wrong guy. I was really sorry to hear about your ex, he sound terrible. You must be going through a rough time, maybe I can help? Say..Friday? At the movies? I'd give you my number, but you already have it"

umm, how is this FML?? it's stupid.

# 11 has it right