Sorry

By RaveCharlie - 18/04/2013 22:47 - United States

Today, I had to break up with my girlfriend twice. Apparently, the first time she thought I was kidding. FML
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d4m4s74 12

People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.

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californiapoppy 11

Change your word choice.

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d4m4s74 12

People often ignore what they don't want to hear. Or you said it in a funny way, that could be it too.

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jerzjay 17

Or it could just be that this girl is crazy... just a thought

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KingDead 18

Or, she's really just dense.. And in that case, good choice OP on the decision.

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StalkerChick 13

At least you don't have to deal with her stupidity anymore :)

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karlcolt45 19

it's very ironic that you would side with OP, overly attached commenter.

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ironichalibut 24

I agree, 18, I also had much higher expectations for the comment when I saw the mix of profile picture and username, combined with the content of the FML, such a waste, like only eating the cheeks off of an animal. (Even though they're the tastiest)

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Roskosity 22

She's obviously hoping to get with OP. Shes been waiting for this day for many long years.

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BlackRogue 8

29-thanks for the nightmare fuel... I'm now picturing various barnyard animals running around with their cheeks cut out. Grisly...

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StalkerChick 13

31- You're right. I was looking through the window the whole time waiting for my chance.

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RedPillSucks 31

OP never did say that he was successful the 2nd time.

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NioBerry 7

just wondering how did you break up with her the first time

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eur0 14

I imagine something like this " OPs GF: Hey babe what are you doing" "OP: Not much babe you" "OPS GF: Watching Jersey shore with a friend " "OP: oh well I think we should break up " "OPS GF: LOL i wish you where here" "OP: no im serious where breaking up" "OPS GF:............"

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EUPHORlA 12

That's more of an FML for your girlfriend. She must feel embarrassed and retarded.

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SuperSofie 23

I guess she didn't want to face reality. But hey, you got out of the relationship, so all's well that ends well.

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clemsi 20

more like all's well that ends twice

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gracehi 31

What? Nah... Come on, OP. You've got to be kidding. HA HA HA! You jokester, you. There's no way that happened.

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vivian_rae 8

That's unfortunate, but hopefully this time it takes. If not... Third time's a charm.

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twaumat 28

were you not clear the first time?

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jojimugo 20

"Turn the key" .... Anyone?

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