Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
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robbilee 14
just paint it or cover it with marker
stacster 0
well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships
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dre_bro11 12
80, I love the ones that ask for 'the bridge to Australia'... but yer, Australia has got to be the most multi-cultural country in the world... the population is probably more comprised of other races than of Aussies themselves.
stingray626 0
haha i dont get how the kkk nd swastikas are funny but the penises are pretty damn funny lol just be happy theyre on the cast nd not ur face
bv110 2
the KKK are the people who run around burning crosses in white masks and robes, the swastika is the Nazi symbol that kinda looks like a cartoon spider
stingray626 0
lay off bond nd quit crying like lil bitches its calleda mistake now calm down ppl these days get offended too easily its not like its directed to u dumbass
stingray626 0
nd if u dont like my comment fck off cuz idgaf
stingray626 0
29 keeegs ur mad cuz he made a generalization about australia but yet ur DUMBASS does the samething by dissin america CAN SOMEONE SAY HYPOCRIT well i dont dis a country but ill talk a whole lotta shit towards ur dumbadd
stingray626 0
*dumbass
AranaDarkwolf 0
I'd make my dad cover it up himself...
afish25 0
you're lying cuz u wouldnt have a cast that quick, u would have a sling for 2 days!
bv110 2
could they possibly have got the cast now? and then added the "i broke my arm" bit in the beginning for general information? but couldn't avoid the "today" in the beginning? try to post an FML and you'll see that you can't actually begin a post without "Today,...." or not end it with FML which is obvious so they probably broke their arm two days ago and got the cast today and their father, instead of being supportive, decided to turn into a douche...honestly this is something i would expect from my dad, he's an immature little child in a grown mans body!
GothicAngel17 24
actually no, they give u a cast straight away. they did when my sister broke both wrists and when I snapped my ankle. Don't assume.
jordanlite 16
People are probably upset because: 1-those symbols could get someone in a lot of trouble, 2-it's immature, is his dad a 13 year old boy? 3-actually, it's NOT funny. Racism isn't funny. It's too bad you didn't understand why people were upset and I hope I cleared it up for you.
jordanlite 16
People hate America because of some messed up graffiti in Australia? Last time I checked the US and Australia were on opposite sides of the earth.