By Anonymous - 29/08/2017 16:00

Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
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sumocj 14

Party rule #1 never fall asleep first

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Plus side: it's a pool party, so the chlorine in the water should make it all come off pretty easy.

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Glowworm56 26
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While dicks are common and classic, the swastikas were uncalled for.

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sumocj 14

Party rule #1 never fall asleep first

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acmariner99 25
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Is this going to turn into one of those "I wasn't THAT drunk" type stories?

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raven_of_azarath 34
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Plus side: it's a pool party, so the chlorine in the water should make it all come off pretty easy.

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RichardPencil 30
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I guess the political statement is white supremacists are dicks? Are you partying with Antifa?

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Chazzster 24
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Fell asleep? Or passed out? There is a difference....

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Lobby_Bee 17

Let me get this straight, on the way to the pool party means you technically aren't there yet? So random strangers put graffiti on your body? That sounds strange.

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Sinshine 28
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If that's what happens on the way there, I would say you're lucky you didn't make it there

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Isa_fml 20

Funny, usually that happens AFTER you get to the party. Usually when you've already been there for a while.

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tonyfan00 38
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Was Jigglypuff in the car?

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