Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
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By
sumocj
| 14
Party rule #1 never fall asleep first
By
raven_of_azarath
| 32
Plus side: it's a pool party, so the chlorine in the water should make it all come off pretty easy.
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By
Glowworm56
| 25
While dicks are common and classic, the swastikas were uncalled for.
By
sumocj
| 14
Party rule #1 never fall asleep first
By
acmariner99
| 23
Is this going to turn into one of those "I wasn't THAT drunk" type stories?
By
raven_of_azarath
| 32
Plus side: it's a pool party, so the chlorine in the water should make it all come off pretty easy.
By
RichardPencil
| 28
I guess the political statement is white supremacists are dicks? Are you partying with Antifa?
By
Chazzster
| 20
Fell asleep? Or passed out? There is a difference....
By
Lobby_Bee
| 17
Let me get this straight, on the way to the pool party means you technically aren't there yet? So random strangers put graffiti on your body? That sounds strange.
By
Sinshine
| 27
If that's what happens on the way there, I would say you're lucky you didn't make it there
By
Isa_fml
| 20
Funny, usually that happens AFTER you get to the party. Usually when you've already been there for a while.
By
tonyfan00
| 38
Was Jigglypuff in the car?