Today, after suffering from constipation for three days, I finally took a dump. Just as things reached the point of no return, my land line and doorbell all rang. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
alkaid
| 14
" the point of no return" ? that sounds like an epic shit you got there
By
TahoeFMler
| 22
Um duh, don't answer them and do your business!
Comments
By
volvagia
| 0
just wait till your done... should've taken laxatives.
Reply
Dmars444
| 4
anybody noticed that ALL two of them rang?
Reply
takeapieandrun
| 9
I did, it annoys me.
Reply
impatientsnake
| 4
who cares just wait till ur done it's not a big deal gay fml.
By
TahoeFMler
| 22
Um duh, don't answer them and do your business!
Reply
22cute
| 17
I know really!
Why would anyone be such a slave to bells?
If its someone you know they'll wait or call back.
Why would anyone be such a slave to bells?
If its someone you know they'll wait or call back.
By
BoredomKillsinc
| 0
congrats on finally being able to take a dump?
By
alkaid
| 14
" the point of no return" ? that sounds like an epic shit you got there
Reply
devilcb
| 5
win
Reply
chantellesmith
| 0
LOL.
By
Doortje
| 28
Well, like you said, you were at a point of no return. So just finish what you started and deal with the ringing things later.
By
maybaybe
| 0
I agree with number 3.
By
ThatGuyYouDontKn
| 0
that's a crappy situation you got there
By
tamie306
| 5
eat more fiber asswipe
By
insanesna1l
| 0
why do people have to fml their bowel movements?? I don't see the problem. just call out to the people at the door that you are in the middle of a business downsizing and will be with them soon
By
kalejaxson
| 5
Well where's the fun in even having a phone or a doorbell if you don't decide to ignore them every once in a while?