Intimacy: Dead bed

Dead bed

By ohyey - 29/01/2011 01:50 - Norway

Today, I discovered that my wife isn't cheating on me after all, as I'd feared. We just don't have sex anymore. FML

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You deserved it 7 042

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By wtf - 20/06/2011 07:43 - Canada

Today, I found out my wife isn't cheating. She says she's just getting older and sex isn't important anymore. She's 27. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 869

You deserved it 5 161

By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 062

You deserved it 6 377

It's not a competition, but still…

By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 219

You deserved it 3 811

Stuck on amber

By Anonymous - 01/10/2020 07:58 - United States - Greensburg

Today, my wife and mother of my kids said she doesn't want sex. Or a divorce. FML

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You deserved it 186

By ._. - 05/06/2013 00:08 - United Kingdom - Letchworth

Today, my wife uttered the soul-crushing words, "But we're married now, why would we have sex?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 92 766

You deserved it 8 855

By imatool - 27/07/2009 17:36 - United States

Today, I learned that my wife had an affair with another guy. She met him while we were on a trip in another state for marriage counseling. The reason we were in marriage counseling was because she had no desire for sex, and we had gone for two years without it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 769

You deserved it 4 806

By rj - 12/05/2012 14:42 - United States - Goddard

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 517

You deserved it 5 811

By sickandtiredofit - 24/01/2012 19:50 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 248

You deserved it 3 102

By tigger2013 - 03/08/2013 04:01 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 59 849

You deserved it 5 674

By Anonymous - 09/02/2011 05:19 - Australia

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 201

You deserved it 6 441

summerkingsley 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:09

lick that pussy. honestly.

TheAftermath 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:57

Then start making your marriage interesting dude!

Comments

robbilee 14

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:56

like every other marriage out their

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Saturday 29 January 2011 9:56

I like to spice things up with lois, last night I wore this Indiana jones costume and I had to raid her lost ark. It was alright till Steven spielberg joined in and that just ruined everything...

Honesty4U 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 3:10

there not their Is no one educated in proper English any more?

theepots 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 4:41

shut up, this is the internet were talking about here

LoveMySoldier82 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 14:25

Not every marriage.

ayeitsmerr 0

Monday 31 January 2011 4:15

is no one understanding of a simple spelling or grammar mistake anymore? I mean geez. get over yourself. cool, you check over your comments 500 times to make sure everything is spick and span for what? a FML comment...ON A COMMENT? seriously? fail on your part, Honestly4U.. by the way..you spelled "you" wrong and you're using the wrong "for" in your user name.