So don't want it to breakup that's why she super glued it.

Could you repeat that in English?

Translation. "She doesnt want a break up. Thats why she superglued it."

I found it funny, if my girl friend did that I would just prank her back and laugh about it

But you still have to get a girl

Your first reaction to something going badly in a relationship can't be to break up, that's not how healthy relationships work. Communicate. Anyway, if I did that to my boyfriend, he'd find a way to prank me back even worse.

People don't superglue your penis to your leg in a healthy relationship. The white ribbon campaign would have a field day if that happened to me.

#74 How would that be funny, just imagine the hours of pain where you can't move it and a single movement could make it hurt. Also imagine what happens when you get a boner. not fun man, not fun.

LittleLambii, You're clearly too stupid to understand that somebody gluing their partner's genitalia is not a prank or something that should be taken lightly. This is without a doubt break up worthy at the first offense.

It isn't a prank it is really harmful and horrible

OP should stick his girlfriends fingers on her nipples.

That isn't a prank. That is physically damaging.

Nope he should super glue her vagina shut

The only prank I can think of is buying a wedding ring box, but instead of a ring, it's a note that says "we're over" and he proceeds to throw her ass to the curb.

It's a dick-don't-move.

From what I understand, the dick doesn't move anymore

So that she can't get her hoo-ha's checked at the doctor, got it.

Someone with a Boondocks profile picture not even willing to say the word "vagina"? That's a new one.

Assaulting someone in response to them assaulting you is not the answer, unless it's self defence. Both the OP's girlfriend's actions and your suggestion are assault.