By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
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daniel271 13

Break up with her that's not funny and harmful

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daniel271 13

Break up with her that's not funny and harmful

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vikky538 28

So don't want it to breakup that's why she super glued it.

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FMLUser404 4

Translation. "She doesnt want a break up. Thats why she superglued it."

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Love_L0ST 13

I found it funny, if my girl friend did that I would just prank her back and laugh about it

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LittleLambii 24

Your first reaction to something going badly in a relationship can't be to break up, that's not how healthy relationships work. Communicate. Anyway, if I did that to my boyfriend, he'd find a way to prank me back even worse.

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mikepzz 27

People don't superglue your penis to your leg in a healthy relationship. The white ribbon campaign would have a field day if that happened to me.

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FacesOfHumanity 14

#74 How would that be funny, just imagine the hours of pain where you can't move it and a single movement could make it hurt. Also imagine what happens when you get a boner. not fun man, not fun.

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

LittleLambii, You're clearly too stupid to understand that somebody gluing their partner's genitalia is not a prank or something that should be taken lightly. This is without a doubt break up worthy at the first offense.

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Moskaaa7 26

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interesting33 36

It isn't a prank it is really harmful and horrible

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kafka13 9

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FML_HelloItsMe 15

OP should stick his girlfriends fingers on her nipples.

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militarybrat 21

That isn't a prank. That is physically damaging.

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ham_spam 17

Nope he should super glue her ****** shut

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

The only prank I can think of is buying a wedding ring box, but instead of a ring, it's a note that says "we're over" and he proceeds to throw her ass to the curb.

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Mynamewontfi 40

I know a great prank to get back at her: Breaking up, because those kind of pranks go too far imo.

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KyoshiroT 32

So that she can't get her hoo-ha's checked at the doctor, got it.

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Lalala579121 27

Someone with a Boondocks profile picture not even willing to say the word "******"? That's a new one.

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WCARlover 34

I hope you don't plan to have kids with her because that's a new level of stupid

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JustTheTruth42 13

Yeah that would be ex girlfriend for me. A prank is okay, but that one goes to far.

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Mungolikecandy 19

There is something seriously messed up if a person thinks that is a funny thing to do. this pretty much destroys any trust you can have in her if she can commit an assault (and yes it is an assault) on you like this whilst you sleep. Seriously you may want to think about where this relationship should go.

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cocainewhore 30

Assaulting someone in response to them assaulting you is not the answer, unless it's self defence. Both the OP's girlfriend's actions and your suggestion are assault.

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