By b.fritz - 24/09/2016 10:02 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
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daniel271 13

Break up with her that's not funny and harmful

That's a real dick move on her behalf.

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daniel271 13

Break up with her that's not funny and harmful

So don't want it to breakup that's why she super glued it.

Could you repeat that in English?

Translation. "She doesnt want a break up. Thats why she superglued it."

I found it funny, if my girl friend did that I would just prank her back and laugh about it

But you still have to get a girl

Your first reaction to something going badly in a relationship can't be to break up, that's not how healthy relationships work. Communicate. Anyway, if I did that to my boyfriend, he'd find a way to prank me back even worse.

People don't superglue your penis to your leg in a healthy relationship. The white ribbon campaign would have a field day if that happened to me.

#74 How would that be funny, just imagine the hours of pain where you can't move it and a single movement could make it hurt. Also imagine what happens when you get a boner. not fun man, not fun.

LittleLambii, You're clearly too stupid to understand that somebody gluing their partner's genitalia is not a prank or something that should be taken lightly. This is without a doubt break up worthy at the first offense.

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It isn't a prank it is really harmful and horrible

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OP should stick his girlfriends fingers on her nipples.

That isn't a prank. That is physically damaging.

Nope he should super glue her vagina shut

The only prank I can think of is buying a wedding ring box, but instead of a ring, it's a note that says "we're over" and he proceeds to throw her ass to the curb.

That's a real dick move on her behalf.

It's a dick-don't-move.

From what I understand, the dick doesn't move anymore

I know a great prank to get back at her: Breaking up, because those kind of pranks go too far imo.

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So that she can't get her hoo-ha's checked at the doctor, got it.

Someone with a Boondocks profile picture not even willing to say the word "vagina"? That's a new one.

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I hope you don't plan to have kids with her because that's a new level of stupid

Yeah that would be ex girlfriend for me. A prank is okay, but that one goes to far.

Mungolikecandy 19

There is something seriously messed up if a person thinks that is a funny thing to do. this pretty much destroys any trust you can have in her if she can commit an assault (and yes it is an assault) on you like this whilst you sleep. Seriously you may want to think about where this relationship should go.

Talk about sticking it to the man.

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Assaulting someone in response to them assaulting you is not the answer, unless it's self defence. Both the OP's girlfriend's actions and your suggestion are assault.