By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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stacster 0

well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships

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jl7 0

you'd think that would be common sense

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z620 0

well, your dad was right. it was funny, just not to you

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soccerluver315 14

Theyre called paint markers and yes they exist.

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CrzyMnky 0

I agree. Swastikas are bad. :|

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blowAnut 3

Because you kind of look like Desmond from assassins creed

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LaidToRest48 9

well at FiRST he prob thought it was funny

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TheAftermath 0

Bad bad dad. Cover them up with markers! Problem Solved.

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Sweej 1

Shutup fat bitch. That's also funny but kinda mean too.

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MrBond007_fml 6

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Sirin_fml 46

Are you high? Of course there are black and Jewish people in Australia.

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dragonaair 5

There is a spot in Sydney where there are heaps of Jewish people, actually. We have lots of black people here as well. Don't say shit you don't know about.

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FYLDeep 25

That's pretty typical actually. Jewish people are often found in highly concentrated areas.

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GothicAngel17 24

uhm excuse me? not many black people? You cant walk down the street here without seeing a few hundred of them! in groups of like 20! and they bash u full on for that shit! poeple get killed! what drugs are you on?! honestly, the ignorance of many Americans about Australia annoys me.

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MrBond007_fml 6

Ethnic groups:white 92%, Asian 7%, aboriginal and other 1% Religions:Catholic 25.8%, Anglican 18.7%, Uniting Church 5.7%, Presbyterian and Reformed 3%, Eastern Orthodox 2.7%, other Christian 7.9%, Buddhist 2.1%, Muslim 1.7%, other 2.4%, unspecified 11.3%, none 18.7% (2006 Census) LOOK IT UP!!! https://www.cia.gov/library/publications/the-world-factbook/geos/as.html

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clockworkangel 0

193 ..we live in 2011 not 2006 things change.

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MrBond007_fml 6

ya, but that's all I found. and they don't change that dramatically. and please everyone who wants to bash my comment continue reading all of the comments until the end, I'm pretty sure your not going to say something that has not already been said.

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abstar 0

that is the most ridiculous set of statistics I've ever seen. no way is there only 7% Asian and there are a far larger array of nationalities than 92% White. how ridiculous! I'm pretty sure that source is rubbish.

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GothicAngel17 24

not sayin its a bad thing theres lots of aborigines. Im against racism

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pinkclouds 0

lmao!!! oh my gosh that's terrible!!!! :D

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bv110 2

your dad=douche bag...just sayin, if it were my dad, his ass would have been kicked with a hammer within the next minute! just paint over it with white paint should be fine but refuse to unlock your bedroom door while your asleep!

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