Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
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robbilee 14
just paint it or cover it with marker
stacster 0
well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships
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Comments (243)
stingray626 0
na ppl just take things the wrong as u are with wat please phrase wat she said that was racist
kittydidit 0
Oops! My comment was for #6!!!!
stingray626 0
my last comment was for 102
prince122 0
why the Fu*k are there so many australian people on this site.
Zebidee 9
Why shouldn't there be?
savbabesparkel 0
ohh gosh your dad!! is something
TryptamineDreame 0
Hahaha, what the hell? I'm ending this conversation right now because you all are the most unreasonable ***** that I have ever met. Do you all really have a stick up your ass? I can't even take this shit seriously because it is so funny about how many people IRL that I have met that are exactly like all of you and it left a bad taste in my mouth and very amused at what people have actually become. I am not here to please any of you, and I can do or say whatever the hell I want. You will all realize everything I'm saying if you ever work at a restaraunt at some time in your life, or gotten off of the computer and brought your ass at least a mile radius from your basement. Oh, and not to offend anyone else, this is directly stated to people who have a different opinion than me and want to bash me for MY opinion. :D
Brooke__Lynn 5
Don't judge a whole country for one stupid mistake. Not all of us are stupid.
shaneac 0
#39, your comment is awesome
Wirebiter 0
and it was funny.
merrilln 7
Awe. You know what I hate? People that generalize a whole country based on a few individuals. I've been told that Australian men are dicks, but I'm mature enough to not believe it. You, however, are a dick. Have a nice day.