Sure won't be winning any dad of the year awards anytime soon

Her dad is a champ. He had a plan all along to take her to the hospital so he can give the hot nurses their physical ;)

i kind of wonder if her drunk dad is the one who drove her to the hospital too...

I used to be a practical joker... But then I...*gets shot in the face*

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He was imitating William Tell. Unfortunately, he missed and OP took an arrow to the knee.

45 so was your spelling

The prank was probably just breaking her knee, sounds like the sort of thing you'd expect from a drunkard.

I was thinking hiding next to a door with a baseball bat.

Unfortunately, I don't respect idiots who can't handle their alcohol intake and put their kids at risk.

Actually, how could I not respect Drunk Dad of the Year.

Sarcasm, guys. Chill out.

Doesn't sound much like sarcasm. It appears more a joke gone wrong.

Then practical joke dad strikes again!

No the op is a girl

By the rules of pranks OP would have to one up her dad... How do you beat a broken knee?

I could tell you... but it won't be pretty.

Well that's easy. Two broken knees.