By justhelpful - 02/07/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
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Same thing different taste

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HotCheetos22 4

Sure won't be winning any dad of the year awards anytime soon

Her dad is a champ. He had a plan all along to take her to the hospital so he can give the hot nurses their physical ;)

i kind of wonder if her drunk dad is the one who drove her to the hospital too...

I used to be a practical joker... But then I...*gets shot in the face*

He was imitating William Tell. Unfortunately, he missed and OP took an arrow to the knee.

reallytho3 11

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The prank was probably just breaking her knee, sounds like the sort of thing you'd expect from a drunkard.

I was thinking hiding next to a door with a baseball bat.

Unfortunately, I don't respect idiots who can't handle their alcohol intake and put their kids at risk.

TriflingAllDay 6

Actually, how could I not respect Drunk Dad of the Year.

Doesn't sound much like sarcasm. It appears more a joke gone wrong.

What if he was looking for a hot male nurse to give you a sponge bath?

hockeyoceancity 13

Then practical joke dad strikes again!

spicy095 1
ChefPhilly 13

" Well isn't that just a knee slapper..!" Oh nevermind, that would hurt, wouldn't it...?

HelloChrissy 9

Jeeze, must of been one wild prank. Hope your ok OP. :)

Maybe he can hook you up! Play a joke on him and tell the nurses he has erectile dysfunction

And the parent of the year award goes to...

dad to nurse: "You work here? You look sexy in that uniform." "Oh, dad. There you are. The doctor just gave me the anti-hemorrhoid medication for you. He said that you can wear a pad on your backside to catch the uncontrollable bleeding and that it should stop soon."

By the rules of pranks OP would have to one up her dad... How do you beat a broken knee?

I could tell you... but it won't be pretty.

Michael_92 20

Well that's easy. Two broken knees.