By justhelpful - 2/7/2012 17:44 - Austria - Mils
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
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By  br0ccoli  |  14

dad to nurse: "You work here? You look sexy in that uniform."

"Oh, dad. There you are. The doctor just gave me the anti-hemorrhoid medication for you. He said that you can wear a pad on your backside to catch the uncontrollable bleeding and that it should stop soon."