Health and Pranks: Doofus

Doofus

By brandogg - 30/04/2016 00:11 - United States - Clovis

Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML

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By placard3 - 02/10/2019 20:02

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By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

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By in_pain - 06/05/2011 23:23 - Canada

Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML

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By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

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By Mervin22 - 29/01/2011 04:10 - Australia

Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML

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By London - 18/09/2009 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2012 23:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw a brick down the laundry-chute. Guess who spent the night at the hospital. FML

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By BabeRuth - 20/09/2013 15:33 - United States

Today, I thought it would be cool to hit a basketball with a baseball bat. Ended up in the ER with seven stitches. FML

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By gimpy - 04/01/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I had to cut short my New Year's resolution of going to the gym daily, when the meathead next to me dropped some heavy weights, which bounced and landed on my foot. I'm sitting at home in a cast. FML

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ThePaperDragon 31

Saturday 30 April 2016 14:51

Your brother has a very twisted sense of humor.

Mightyrif 23

Saturday 30 April 2016 14:50

FYL but I hope your brother gets some serious scolding from your parents. He deserves it.

Comments

ThePaperDragon 31

Saturday 30 April 2016 14:51

Your brother has a very twisted sense of humor.

mbrigham1223 5

Saturday 30 April 2016 15:27

now*

domolovesyoshi 33

Saturday 30 April 2016 17:34

Who are you correcting?

bearbear120 27

Saturday 30 April 2016 17:40

He's correcting the FML it says know instead of now

brandogg 13

Saturday 30 April 2016 17:44

true

Mightyrif 23

Saturday 30 April 2016 14:50

FYL but I hope your brother gets some serious scolding from your parents. He deserves it.

obewonstrangeone 18

Saturday 30 April 2016 16:22

Scolding? I'd make him wait hand and foot on his brother until his ankle healed. Depending on how bad it was, I might make him do chores to pay off the hospital bills.

walker9879 25

Saturday 30 April 2016 17:10

He shot him. It's pretty bad.

arano 29

Sunday 1 May 2016 16:12

If I were the parent, I would let OP shoot the brother back with the pellet gun. Obviously not from point blank but the brother would definitely learn his lesson.