Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
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TheBiggerBoot
| 7
Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.
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theoldman
| 22
Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.
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DeanML
| 5
Hehe
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Dick_diamond
| 22
You shouldn't have tensed up, dude.. Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon. FYL
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TheBiggerBoot
| 7
Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.
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barfingcat21
| 18
FYL and fuck your brother's life, he probably feels really bad about the whole thing. Don't worry, your arm will get better though.
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LyricaSilvan
| 29
He was drunk. I doubt he honestly remembers it.
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theoldman
| 22
Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.
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mattyiscool123
| 26
I'm not sure but that's probably been used already
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JusTheo
| 17
A legendary story to tell your grandkids
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Brycillium
| 4
FATALITY!
Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.
Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.
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Tre_Tre
| 15
While I admit it sucks you broke your arm it was pretty funny how his immediate reaction was to dive off after you
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s25_fml
| 7
im sorry this is fucking hilarious
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jimeple
| 12
What kind of pills do they give for a broken arm?