FML : Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH...

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Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Daddy / Thursday 2 June 2016 08:04 / United States - Lawrenceville

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By TheBiggerBoot | 7

#6620272 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:09

Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

By theoldman | 22

#6620276 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:12

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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By DeanML | 5

#6620266 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:02

Hehe

By Dick_diamond | 22

#6620269 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:06

You shouldn't have tensed up, dude.. Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon. FYL

By TheBiggerBoot | 7

#6620272 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:09

Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

By barfingcat21 | 18

#6620273 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:09

FYL and fuck your brother's life, he probably feels really bad about the whole thing. Don't worry, your arm will get better though.

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LyricaSilvan | 29

#6620522 - Friday 3 June 2016 19:28

He was drunk. I doubt he honestly remembers it.

By theoldman | 22

#6620276 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:12

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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mattyiscool123 | 26

#6620624 - Saturday 4 June 2016 0:05

I'm not sure but that's probably been used already

By JusTheo | 17

#6620277 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:12

A legendary story to tell your grandkids

By Brycillium | 4

#6620278 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:12

FATALITY!
Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.

By Tre_Tre | 15

#6620279 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:14

While I admit it sucks you broke your arm it was pretty funny how his immediate reaction was to dive off after you

By s25_fml | 7

#6620284 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:28

im sorry this is fucking hilarious

By jimeple | 12

#6620285 - Thursday 2 June 2016 17:31

What kind of pills do they give for a broken arm?

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