By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
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TheBiggerBoot 7

Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

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theoldman 22

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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Dick_diamond 22

You shouldn't have tensed up, dude.. Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon. FYL

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TheBiggerBoot 7

Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

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barfingcat21 18

FYL and **** your brother's life, he probably feels really bad about the whole thing. Don't worry, your arm will get better though.

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LyricaSilvan 29

He was drunk. I doubt he honestly remembers it.

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theoldman 22

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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mattyiscool123 26

I'm not sure but that's probably been used already

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JusTheo 17

A legendary story to tell your grandkids

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Brycillium 4

FATALITY! Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.

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Tre_Tre 15

While I admit it sucks you broke your arm it was pretty funny how his immediate reaction was to dive off after you

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jimeple 12

What kind of pills do they give for a broken arm?

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