By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
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TheBiggerBoot 7
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Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

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theoldman 22
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Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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Dick_diamond 22
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You shouldn't have tensed up, dude.. Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon. FYL

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TheBiggerBoot 7
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Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

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barfingcat21 18
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FYL and fuck your brother's life, he probably feels really bad about the whole thing. Don't worry, your arm will get better though.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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He was drunk. I doubt he honestly remembers it.

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theoldman 22
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Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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mattyiscool123 26
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I'm not sure but that's probably been used already

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JusTheo 17
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A legendary story to tell your grandkids

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Brycillium 4
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FATALITY! Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.

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Tre_Tre 15
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While I admit it sucks you broke your arm it was pretty funny how his immediate reaction was to dive off after you

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s25_fml 7
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im sorry this is fucking hilarious

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jimeple 12
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What kind of pills do they give for a broken arm?

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