By Daddy - 02/06/2016 08:04 - United States - Lawrenceville

Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 402
You deserved it 679

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Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

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You shouldn't have tensed up, dude.. Seriously, though, I hope you feel better soon. FYL

Wait till he's asleep in bed then do the same.

FYL and fuck your brother's life, he probably feels really bad about the whole thing. Don't worry, your arm will get better though.

He was drunk. I doubt he honestly remembers it.

Now the next step for your brother is to go into WWE because he now has his catchphrase: THE BONE CRUSHER. Literally.

I'm not sure but that's probably been used already

A legendary story to tell your grandkids

FATALITY! Seriously, I hope you're recovering well, and you probably should stay away from your brother while he's drunk in the future.

While I admit it sucks you broke your arm it was pretty funny how his immediate reaction was to dive off after you

im sorry this is fucking hilarious

What kind of pills do they give for a broken arm?