Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
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robbilee 14
just paint it or cover it with marker
stacster 0
well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships
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Jackmangold 0
it's a joke lol
SneakherHead 5
Your dad is awesome, you should really get him back
Ashtonv 0
They even hate most whites as well. if one is not a WASP ( White Anglo Saxon Protestant) they are "just as bad as the rest".
TenderWhispers 0
haha, I would totally do the same thing for a joke. That's pretty funny, good sense of humour
TenderWhispers 0
haha, I would totally do the same thing for a joke. That's pretty funny, good sense of humour
mazesm 11
You guys get over it. It's not bad at all. Seriously , this person would not go out in public like this. So why are you leaving bad comments. If another race decided to call me cracker or white trash I wouldn't care at all. So why do other races get offended?
LetsRollOut 2
How do you know they were even talking to you, Tryptamine?
TheDrifter 24
They're ignorant about everything 80. Don't take it personally.
TheDrifter 24
You're still reading the comment wrong pendatik. She's complaining about the people who only want to live around their own race and blame all their problems on their skin colour. Things might be a little different here in Canada but I saw your American president on the news during his last election campaign railing against "white oppression" to an all black crowd. I believe she means people like that, who believe in segregation and that skin color should bring special entitlements because of perceived inequalities and a genetic inability to overcome them, should move to a location where theirs is the only race, thus removing their favorite excuse for failure.
josev37 0
he's Desmond when he had a hood on