Today, I broke my arm. When I got home from the doctors with my cast, I fell asleep on the couch from the medicine. When I woke up, there were swastikas, "I love the KKK", and multiple penises written all over my cast. My dad thought it would be funny. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I fell asleep on the way to a pool party and woke up covered in sharpie swastikas and dicks. FML
Today, I was laying on the couch with a cast on my broken ankle. My brother thought it would be funny to shoot my cast with a high-powered pellet gun. It went straight through the cast and now I need to go back to the hospital. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML
Today, after a stay at the hospital for two broken legs, I finally got home and attempted to relax. My dad went to hand me the remote and dropped it right on my nuts. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the emergency room because my girlfriend thought it would be funny to superglue my penis to my thigh while I was sleeping. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I fell off of the deck in my backyard, which wouldn't have been that bad if my drunk, idiot brother hadn't jumped off behind me yelling, "FINISH HIM!" while delivering a bone-crushing body slam. He is fine. I, however, am currently getting a cast for a broken arm. FML
Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML
Today, my dad picked me up from school, something he'll be doing while my broken leg heals. He thought it'd be hilarious to arrive early and ask the staff where his "crippled" son was, loudly saying I'd broken my leg in a "masturbation-related accident". FML
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robbilee 14
just paint it or cover it with marker
stacster 0
well grab a sharpie and start turning penises into space ships
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ThatGuyYouDontKn 0
put dots in the balls and you got a face. say the swastika's are the Jewish symbols not the Nazi symbol. and change "I love kkk" into " I love kkkay!!!"
besosforme 26
And just a teeny add-on to 106's comment- It wouldn't work to say it's even the religious symbol from Hinduism and Jainism (those are the only 2 I'm aware of, but I'm sure there could be others), because when Hitler and the Nazi's "hijacked" it as 106 said, they flipped the symbol around as a sign of disrespect, so it's actually in reverse. A swastika is pretty recognizable anyway; it is almost immediately associated with that time period and the holocaust- even if it were the original religious symbol, people would still do a double-take.
BloodyHeel 8
White? Do you know anything about Australia's history? The "outback" is where 20% of the population live, the rest live in metropolitan cities on the coast. Of that 20% a significant amount of those are Aboriginals, who are black fellas.
kriptonite_fml 0
TRFG is hella funny. aha Altair
BloodyHeel 8
And of course my comments are to MrBond.
KrazieKleo 13
Hahahaha, I found it funny as well hahahaha
MrBond007_fml 6
I would now like to officially take this time to apologize to all those who are offended by my single comment, will you let it go already, it was just my idea
benjimm1 0
*** ur mom! America is awesome... my first sentence isn't giving us a good rep tho lol but don't diss on my country, I wudnt diss on urs unless ur canadian
GothicAngel17 24
why diss canadians? iv hated every american iv met, mate, and the canadians that i met were awesome
loki09 4
GothicAngel, why do you hate all Americans? I am a smart American, I moved to Australia and I am married to an Aussie man!! :P
GothicAngel17 24
I dont hate ALL americans, I'm just saying that I've yet to meet one that I like. That's just unfortunate chance I suppose
insanesna1l 0
chill gothic dude... they are in their own little world.
GothicAngel17 24
I suppose they are, aye. They've just never been to Brissie :)
loki09 4
I live in Brisbane. lol
GothicAngel17 24
so do i lol
loki09 4
See? Smart American, you have to like me by default. Get ready for more flooding!
smushies_fml 0
it sucks, but funny :)
YDIGuy 0
the dad was right. it is funny ( . Y . )