By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 21:19 - Canada - Dartmouth

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Today, I overheard my dad say "Last time I didn't use a condom, I ended up with Steven, so for god's sake use 'em." I'm Steven. FML
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CurvyisCool 22

I'm sure it wasn't meant to be that... Offensive. I mean, kids cost money.

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CurvyisCool 22

I'm sure it wasn't meant to be that... Offensive. I mean, kids cost money.

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lnheritance 19

Well according to statistics, kids are dicks.

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skyeyez9 24

If you do not raise children right, they are assholes.

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Bluekaren16 19

They cost around a quarter of a million to raise in the U.S.

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Marie54321 19

Don't worry, I was the accident child also. At least your parents didn't say it straight to your face like mine did

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persianjr 15

Well I'm sure it's not much more pleasant hearing them scream it at someone else..

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Smiley_70 22

My sister told me that she told my mother to abort ne

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juturnaamo 29

How about a baby book from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"? Because that's what we went with for our surprise baby.

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sarah_baby22 15

He was probably joking if you were around... However if you weren't then FYL!

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YepThatsMeee 23

And why would he be "around" when his parents were having sex?

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slyde32 12

I think the term "overheard" suggests he wasn't around when it was said, or at least as far as his dad knew

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CrazyLaughs4Me 17

Seems like he is very grateful to have you.

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JMichael 25

For God's sake Steven, use a condom!

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ya, it sounds like he was talking to someone (possibly a teenager or college kid) who wasn't using condoms and was explaining how easily one can get pregnant. It only takes one time without a condom to get pregnant. It may have been a mistake at the time, but I bet it's the best mistake he ever made!

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amberr_harperr 15

he's giving to life lessons. listen closely

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