By Anonymous - 24/08/2014 21:19 - Canada - Dartmouth

Today, I overheard my dad say "Last time I didn't use a condom, I ended up with Steven, so for god's sake use 'em." I'm Steven. FML
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I'm sure it wasn't meant to be that... Offensive. I mean, kids cost money.

Well at least you slipped through.


Well at least you slipped through.

I'm sure it wasn't meant to be that... Offensive. I mean, kids cost money.

Well according to statistics, kids are dicks.

skyeyez9 24

If you do not raise children right, they are assholes.

They cost around a quarter of a million to raise in the U.S.

Don't worry, I was the accident child also. At least your parents didn't say it straight to your face like mine did

Well I'm sure it's not much more pleasant hearing them scream it at someone else..

My sister told me that she told my mother to abort ne

cjwayy 22

I was a surprise :P

juturnaamo 29

How about a baby book from "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"? Because that's what we went with for our surprise baby.

He was probably joking if you were around... However if you weren't then FYL!

And why would he be "around" when his parents were having sex?

I think the term "overheard" suggests he wasn't around when it was said, or at least as far as his dad knew

Seems like he is very grateful to have you.

Well, take that as a lesson, Steven.

JMichael 25

For God's sake Steven, use a condom!

I'm sure he didn't mean it like that

Ya, it sounds like he was talking to someone (possibly a teenager or college kid) who wasn't using condoms and was explaining how easily one can get pregnant. It only takes one time without a condom to get pregnant. It may have been a mistake at the time, but I bet it's the best mistake he ever made!

he's giving to life lessons. listen closely

martin8337 35