Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Top comments
KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Comments (249)
callmesillyxxx 1
Thats a very sensetive area! You should know how to do it the right way before you do it!
ClickOnMe 2
she put "lady area" because in reality its very manly
musicman439 2
You are mocking her because you are a douche bag.
mybright 8
The one time I waxed, when the hair grew back, it was HORRIBLY ingrown EVERYWHERE! And I had ingrowns the next few cycles of growth even after going back to shaving :( NEVER will I wax again!
lyssa_jean 7
love your new pic noor:)
Trisha_aus 15
Brazilian bikini wax eh! Perhaps the bloke from saw should use it as one of his games! But seriously op, it always hurts to look good down under! Chin up
Trisha_aus 15
Noor use a shaving cream for extra sensitive skin, oh and you look absolutely darling in that pic! Girlcrush ;)
grndNpnd 6
U don't know about what two things? The waxing and losing the virginity?
lynnlaney 3
If you use the wrong kinda of wax it will hurt like hell, wax you use for arm and legs are not to be used for your vag, it's to harsh of wax for it
PrincessesCrown 17
Really. I had no idea thay rippig hair off a sesitive area would hurt.
br0ccoli 15
At least your cooch doesn't look like the amazon rainforest
challan 19
Now only half does... Deforestation