Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Top comments
KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Comments (249)
tanay97 8
Why exactly would you do that???
MaddieLynn123 7
Oh I don't know, maybe to get a better result then shaving?
kshafer08 7
So it doesn't look like she's hiding chubacca in her undershorts. That's why!
mikeawesome 0
Lmao
bramberkhout 10
George Bush, is that you??
Lauren324 18
You can rip skin off down there, if you don't do it properly!
br0ccoli 15
I heard of a guy who ripped skin off of his balls during a self-wax. Yikes!
MaddieLynn123 7
No shit.
courtz94 24
Who waxes down there!?
gurly98 13
I know right it's called SHAVING ppls. Use it
PrincessPesa 20
Why don't you take a neighborhood poll? I'm sure you'll be very surprised. Welcome to adulthood. It's weird. You won't get used to it. But you can learn new things every day.
Narttu 20
Not everybody is able to shave down there due to ingrown hairs and razor burn, no matter how careful they are. Also, when shaving it really needs to be done at least once a week, sometimes every other day. I know that I couldn't be bothered with that = Waxing provides a much longer lasting result and after a few regular waxes the hair will grow back slower and softer. The first time is always the worst because all the hairs are really set it in. OP definitely deserved this because she should not have done it herself. She should have gone to a professional!
funnynesh 10
20- obviously OP…
sweetheart44 6
Who doesn't?
thewingedlama 4
How do you use shaving?
immaMonsta 8
*Winces* Yeah, that's why I prefer shaving even though I have to be more persistent with it.
KILLERTOAST13 4
IT BURNS US!
auzz1_pride 9
gollum FTW!!!
idontknowyou123 0
There is a reason why people call it 'Scorhed Earth'
ClosetTroll 10
Do you feel better about yourself now?
Teridax 0
I read this and the votes were at 69 each. That is Classic. Also sorry that probably hurt a lot.
Palirose 22
I have never been waxed down there, I myself usually shave, but I think it's your tolerance to pain. Some people can handle it. Others can't.