Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Comments (249)
gwlad_fml 3
Yes ! It's always like that ! That's why you should've wax before losing your virginity ... Losing your virginity is nothing compared to that ! Lol
stevenmx86 8
Lmao, 167, so she just goes around comparing it to everything. "I hate putting on my shoes, it's more painful than when I lost my virginity." "No boss, I can't come in. I've got a headache and it's more painful than when I lost my virginity."
sobf 2
Hey u gotta do what u gotta do
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
... .___. Now both waxing and losing my virginity scare me. The pain. The agony...
on_the_flip_side 0
Me too!!! This was a not very reassuring post.... : /
metalmods94 8
That's what happens when theyre stickin their dingles inside your ladyberry
ilovepaul81510 0
Haha i did the same thing and i agree!!!
UnicornInSpace 6
Wait what? Did u just wax ur "lady area" ?! ..
bjr1208 3
I have the weirdest boner right now.
victoria_lee123 0
Beauty hurts.
cymballover15 0
hahaha