Intimacy: Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing... - FML

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

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Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

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Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

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Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/01/2015 21:05 - United States

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

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Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

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Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

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Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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KitaBrah 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:50

Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..

xxbobbyfinxx 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:47

Worth it.

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gwlad_fml 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 12:33

Yes ! It's always like that ! That's why you should've wax before losing your virginity ... Losing your virginity is nothing compared to that ! Lol

stevenmx86 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 12:34

Lmao, 167, so she just goes around comparing it to everything. "I hate putting on my shoes, it's more painful than when I lost my virginity." "No boss, I can't come in. I've got a headache and it's more painful than when I lost my virginity."

sobf 2

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:22

Hey u gotta do what u gotta do

MaoKittyMaoMao 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:47

... .___. Now both waxing and losing my virginity scare me. The pain. The agony...

on_the_flip_side 0

Friday 20 April 2012 0:53

Me too!!! This was a not very reassuring post.... : /

metalmods94 8

Thursday 19 April 2012 17:54

That's what happens when theyre stickin their dingles inside your ladyberry

ilovepaul81510 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:17

Haha i did the same thing and i agree!!!

UnicornInSpace 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 22:33

Wait what? Did u just wax ur "lady area" ?! ..

bjr1208 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 23:25

I have the weirdest boner right now.

victoria_lee123 0

Friday 20 April 2012 1:26

Beauty hurts.

cymballover15 0

Friday 20 April 2012 5:35

hahaha

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