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  perdix  |  29

Not if you throw in a lot of "Yee-haws" during your ride, and if he tries to get up and make it doggy-style, yell, "Bad dog, no biscuit! Down, boy!" and kick him with your spurs.

Toxi, you should get your way. Insist on it!

By  null_fml  |  11

And here I thought student + teacher + oral ALWAYS ended up in a perfect grade.

EDIT: Wow by the time I posted the joke had already been done... multiple times...

  perdix  |  29

If you talk to much when you are doing it, you can fail.

Also, if your dirty talk includes, "It smells down here," "Do you have any infections?" or "This does not taste like any tuna I ever had," you can also fail.

By  riku3220  |  2

Ugh. I can relate. My speech teacher gave me two 40s on a project because I didn't "work as hard as everybody else". Apparantly using an 11x14" posterboard is too small and it wasn't fair for everyone else who used fucking tri-folds...

By  RNCftw  |  0

i know teachers grading speeches look up most of the time and only look down to glance at/write notes. you should be maintaining eye contact with the audience for pretty much the entire time anyway. YDI for not knowing how to give a presentation.

By  Turnip_Girl  |  0

Of course, there's the other end of the spectrum where you're just staring at each other the whole time. Which is creepy, but at least it gives them the impression that you're listening!