Miscellaneous: Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once."...

By oralMistake - 26/10/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML

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Monado 0

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Monday 26 October 2009 22:50

Hey, anything oral requires at least one head down ;)

emgirlie5732 0

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Monday 26 October 2009 22:51

hahah ur nickname made me burst out laughing... if you think about it not about this situation...

Monado 0

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Monday 26 October 2009 22:50

Hey, anything oral requires at least one head down ;)

brink0war 3

Monday 26 October 2009 22:55

Hahahahaha! That just made my day! Epic Win!

Atamix 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:29

does the game involve you? cause if so, im not interested

i_got_it 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:48

Hell yeah. I think I'll pass on that one.

CaptainPat 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:49

only if your hot. but most likely no.

phatdaddy 0

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 13:29

don't worry #8, some ugly fuck will be desperate and drunk enough to toss in in there for a few minutes before he passes out.

emgirlie5732 0

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Monday 26 October 2009 22:51

hahah ur nickname made me burst out laughing... if you think about it not about this situation...

Intoxicunt 5

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Monday 26 October 2009 23:21

Ahaha, exactly! Win! I don't look up.

Intoxicunt 5

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Monday 26 October 2009 23:43

I can't look up if I'm in 69, otherwise I just see balls and feet.

Intoxicunt 5

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:01

I don't look anywhere when in 69. There's nothing to see. Just focus on the task at hand. Or watch the movement.

Intoxicunt 5

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 0:46

Oh but the reverse cowgirl turns into doggy style so quickly. *Sigh*

Skull_300 0

Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:15

Giddyup!!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 27 October 2009 3:17

Not if you throw in a lot of "Yee-haws" during your ride, and if he tries to get up and make it doggy-style, yell, "Bad dog, no biscuit! Down, boy!" and kick him with your spurs. Toxi, you should get your way. Insist on it!

Intoxicunt 5

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 5:42

Ehhh, no! I'd rather him take charge. But let's not go into all that.

picturetaker 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:56

lol @monado.

simplyn2deep 2

Monday 26 October 2009 22:58

I guess this is where video taping comes in handy...

leoofbodom 0

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Monday 26 October 2009 23:28

i came

fawfulster 11

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Monday 26 October 2009 23:58

I agree. In speeches it is really common that someone tapes it. Unless the speech was in a classroom and it was a project.

wingedspiritus 0

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Tuesday 27 October 2009 2:38

I think the OP did mention a teacher? e__e; Der~

null_fml 11

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Monday 26 October 2009 23:12

And here I thought student + teacher + oral ALWAYS ended up in a perfect grade. EDIT: Wow by the time I posted the joke had already been done... multiple times...

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 23:37

If you talk to much when you are doing it, you can fail. Also, if your dirty talk includes, "It smells down here," "Do you have any infections?" or "This does not taste like any tuna I ever had," you can also fail.

katie72 6

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Monday 15 August 2011 22:59

PERDIX y u so funny

riku3220 2

Monday 26 October 2009 23:23

Ugh. I can relate. My speech teacher gave me two 40s on a project because I didn't "work as hard as everybody else". Apparantly using an 11x14" posterboard is too small and it wasn't fair for everyone else who used fucking tri-folds...

perdix 29

Monday 26 October 2009 23:27

Maybe you were giving her oral so badly she was embarrassed to make eye contact with you.

RNCftw 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:44

i know teachers grading speeches look up most of the time and only look down to glance at/write notes. you should be maintaining eye contact with the audience for pretty much the entire time anyway. YDI for not knowing how to give a presentation.

Turnip_Girl 0

Monday 26 October 2009 23:46

Of course, there's the other end of the spectrum where you're just staring at each other the whole time. Which is creepy, but at least it gives them the impression that you're listening!