Intimacy: Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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Waxing and waning

By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/01/2015 21:05 - United States

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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KitaBrah 0

Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:50

Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..

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Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:47

Worth it.

Comments

Palirose 22

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:03

You should try not shaving with an old razor, and try having your skin wet and soapy down there when shaving. A little awkward to say but bear with me here. But it would help minimize razor burn. At least that's what I've always done when shaving down there.

florido_fml 10

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:06

Did you finish or leave it half waxed?

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:08

#18 The Schick Intuition razor is pretty good. It stays really moist for a long time, and it makes everything smooth. Best of all, I've never got razor burn from it.

perdix 29

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:09

Sometimes, micropenises have their advantages. Painless deflowerings is the main one. It's pretty much the only one.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:10

So, is she still a virgin if the hymen is never broken? This might be the 2nd advantage

UsernameHere234 13

Thursday 19 April 2012 8:40

^ sorry but the hymen usually breaks through normal routines such as sports, stretching and of course masturbation.

PrincessPesa 20

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:18

Don't do it yourself, don't do it the week before your period (sensitivity is higher), take an Advil or something an hour before...if you're going to try it again that is. Waiting for hair to grow back is a bitch too. Feh. Just shave it, girl.

arezra39 1

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:19

Duh

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:20

I'm not sure why this is, but for some reason if you trim your hairs down a bit, waxing hurts less. Go figure?

redbluegreen 40

Wednesday 18 April 2012 23:40

I believe there's two reasons for that. One is there's less pull on the hair because it's closer to the root, and the other is it takes less time to do because you can cover more area and it lowers the need for going over a second time.