Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Palirose 22
You should try not shaving with an old razor, and try having your skin wet and soapy down there when shaving. A little awkward to say but bear with me here. But it would help minimize razor burn. At least that's what I've always done when shaving down there.
florido_fml 10
Did you finish or leave it half waxed?
immaMonsta 8
#18 The Schick Intuition razor is pretty good. It stays really moist for a long time, and it makes everything smooth. Best of all, I've never got razor burn from it.
perdix 31
Sometimes, micropenises have their advantages. Painless deflowerings is the main one. It's pretty much the only one.
RedPillSucks 33
So, is she still a virgin if the hymen is never broken? This might be the 2nd advantage
UsernameHere234 13
^ sorry but the hymen usually breaks through normal routines such as sports, stretching and of course masturbation.
PrincessPesa 20
Don't do it yourself, don't do it the week before your period (sensitivity is higher), take an Advil or something an hour before...if you're going to try it again that is. Waiting for hair to grow back is a bitch too. Feh. Just shave it, girl.
arezra39 1
Duh
Enslaved 38
I'm not sure why this is, but for some reason if you trim your hairs down a bit, waxing hurts less. Go figure?
redbluegreen 41
I believe there's two reasons for that. One is there's less pull on the hair because it's closer to the root, and the other is it takes less time to do because you can cover more area and it lowers the need for going over a second time.
goldfishgod 20
Noor! Your picture is different! :D
ilovedinosawers 17
"lady area"
lolatyofail 0
This time it looks like you popped more than a cherry