Intimacy: Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing...

By Anonymous - 18/04/2012 19:18 - United Kingdom - Eynsham

Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 19:36 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML

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By Pattie - 12/06/2015 06:50 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2023 22:00 - Germany - Buchholz in der Nordheide

Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML

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By NairyAGoodIdea - 15/01/2015 21:05 - United States

Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML

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By Nickolas - 31/12/2010 05:58 - United States

Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2013 17:57 - Canada - Fernie

Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML

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By blahblah493 - 26/05/2011 04:15 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML

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By helpme - 15/07/2013 17:25 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML

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By HaleyDrew08 - 26/06/2010 03:17 - United States

Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML

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Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:50

Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..

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Wednesday 18 April 2012 22:47

Worth it.

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Thursday 19 April 2012 2:42

I don't know why, but shaving down there just makes it look like a child's vajaja ... So are we all pervs?

PrincessPesa 20

Thursday 19 April 2012 6:22

Absolutely. And I'm calling it a vajaja from now on.

CRC_101 31

Friday 20 April 2012 1:59

I don't know about you all, but when I see a grown woman's shaved vaginal area, "a child's vajaja" doesn't cross my mind.

1crabbygirl 10

Thursday 19 April 2012 2:43

poor baby. that sounds painful. grow a power-muff like me.

FUCKNAMESBREH 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 2:43

Lol, shave?

honeybeebre16 3

Thursday 19 April 2012 2:44

-tbh I've honestly thought about doing that... :D lol;

angelinaanimerg 7

Thursday 19 April 2012 2:59

Don't stop doing it. It'll start to not hurt at all And your ****** will be beautiful

noelykins1 19

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:05

Did you shave then let the hair grow a quarter inch first?

zayn_malik 4

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:13

Shaving SUCKS:/

laurenmacias 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:21

Great methaphore

twiins_fml 5

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:22

It will always hurt the first time, the feeling of it smooth is so worth it tho

Skills69 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:26

Stop complaining no man wants to see bush

Nitrogenica 6

Thursday 19 April 2012 3:48

oh so I guess YOU wax all the time then? that would be fair, right? :)

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