Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Comments (249)
mserrato 8
Why don't you just say ****** instead of saying your "lady parts"
fogrunner 13
Maybe because the actual ****** is hairless... Consult an anatomy book.
XxDancerGirlxX 17
Shaving gel and a good razor.
1094568 1
Awww..what did you do with the pussy hairs
thiscrazything 1
What happened to your comment, 95? Or were you just trying to be inconspicuous?
AgaveLoco 5
Lady area = Pubis? Men also have pubis... Then, I have lady area... ? I don't think so... I guess "lady area" is the ******... then, breasts aren't lady area? mmmmm The new name of my testicles is "Gentlemen area"... Ok, no...
falafalo 25
Lady area meaning vulva. Breasts don't count as lady area as men have them too.
itssjulia 13
Oh ya be careful with that if you did it yourself cuz you could end up on a 1000 ways to die. It's one of the episodes where a girl does that down there and gets a flesh eating disease cuz she cut herself by doing that. So just a warning:)
Ducky_N_Ozzies 6
I like using the razors with a thing that looks like clippers It does a good job lol
asianbeezy_ 5
A girl died after having an infection because she did it herself. -saw it on 100 ways to die (;
iseyixes 18
Noob!
bthere4her 0
Everything on "1000 ways to die" is true