Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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kimg0885 23
Be careful I once saw a girl die from that on a thousand ways to due.she got an infection it was gross.go to a pro
br0ccoli 15
You look...familiar. Have we met?
Taurus_ChicKa 37
OUCH! Well losing your virginity is no picnic, so I can only imagine how that felt. But really, you should never wax. It's painful, expensive, and apparently it can kill you according to 1,000 Ways to Die. Shaving works much better, or try some Nair.
falafalo 25
1) Shaving does not work better than waxing for everyone. 2) Shaving can be equally or more expensive than waxing depending on how much you value your time and which razors/cremes you use. 3) Shaving is just as bad for you as waxing. 4) Shaving is equally likely (or, rather, unlikely) to kill you as waxing. 5) Nair should never be used to remove hair from the vulva. If it gets into the ******, it can cause serious problems.
birdcagereligion 10
Nair could give you serious UTI problems.
mrsayuso 0
Do not put nair on your vag!!! It will give a whole new meaning to the term fire crotch!!
MRCMusic 0
Losimg your virginity is supposed to feel good, not burn like hot wax... Wtf?
NevermoresRaven 1
Feel good?...You're funny...
KandiHybrid 6
Are you kidding me?
fuckmebutdontfml 16
if you seriously have that perception of it, you should be one a virgin girl, two a virgin guy, 3 a guy with a tiny penis, or 4 all of the above
challan 19
I see someone needs a sex Ed class... **** doesn't count, my friend!
electrofpuffmel 4
Feel good? You must be new :)
zombicidal 11
I didn't recognize you noor because of that awesome disguise
grndNpnd 6
U said ur married? No sex in marraige?
YungBoss101 0
fail
THE_A_TEEN 28
You're 14. Chances are most of these OP's on the intimacy section are older than you, thus have more experience than you. Just giving my opinion. Don't try to have fit again.
mgkgambino 3
Long hair don't care
1crabbygirl 10
I'm sorry for you on both counts.