Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
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KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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mojo87 14
That would be why to never do it yourself... I learnt this the hard way. I always, now, go and get it done professionally. In Australia, we have a lot of beauty places where Brazilian waxing is what they predominately do. Plus, salons can get much better wax than what you can buy in store.
jasamAna 9
I recommend laser hair removal.
Hollers1995 0
That only works if you have really dark hair... Being a red head, for example, it wouldn't work for me :(
doubleohseven 0
Duhhh.
emonemo4 1
i bet it hurt like hell!!
Hollers1995 0
Honestly, I'm 17, I'm a virgin, and it really barely hurts. So if you're right about waxing "your lady area" hurting more than losing your virginity, than I am very happy :p
jamesz_17 2
I bet giving birth is worse than anyone of those.
shahi 0
U mean to say that u have experienced the pain of loosing virginity before waxing your bush....
MissHandberg 6
So did i.. Why is there anything wrong with that?
ittybitttyme 8
It hurts less each time you do it. It's WAY better than shaving. Shaving sucks
Crazy_Cow_Chick 5
I can totally relate to this one, I just did the same thing. That's the last time I listen to people when they say it isn't that bad :/
au5t1n13 7
Haven't u watched 1000 ways to die, geez u can doing that But yay, silky smooth