Anonymous
Eynsham, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I attempted to wax my "lady area". It hurt more than losing my virginity. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Aylesbury, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried waxing for the first time. At first it felt like I'd dipped my balls in a furnace. Now I can't even feel them. FML
Pattie
San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got a Brazilian wax in anticipation of becoming intimate for the first time this weekend with a man I have dated for a few weeks. I'm so sore it hurts just to walk. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Anonymous
Buchholz in der Nordheide, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Waxing and waning
Today, being tired of all the shrubbery growing “downstairs”, I decided to give my lady bits a good waxing. So, naturally, I now have a tiny tear in my right labia and I'm scratching my itchy buttcrack with an old toothbrush. FML
NairyAGoodIdea
United States
Today, I tried to manscape with some Nair. Nothing helps the pain. FML
Nickolas
United States
Today, I was getting my chest waxed. The woman dipped the stick into the wax and hit her elbow, making wax fall into my eyes. FML
Anonymous
Fernie, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Pussy power
Today, my fiancé is returning home, so I decided to wax myself, thinking things would get intimate. I warmed the wax strips and set them on the counter. Our cat jumped onto the counter and managed to roll onto one of the strips. Suffice to say, the wrong pussy got a painful waxing. FML
blahblah493
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my mom trying to wax her butt. FML
helpme
Sudbury, Canada
Today, while waxing my bikini line, my husband thought it would be funny to scare me which caused me to close my legs. I am now sitting in the sink with my best friend pouring hot water "down there" trying to remove the wax. FML
HaleyDrew08
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I tried giving myself a bikini wax for the first time, and I'm pretty sure I didn't do it right. Now I'm laying on my couch with a wet rag and ice inbetween my legs. FML
Top comments
KitaBrah 0
Sounds like you had a fun time losing your virginity..
xxbobbyfinxx 0
Worth it.
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Comments (249)
Candice0687 0
Did you think that it was going to feel good? Of course it hurt but the end result is worth it.
N9ne_ZxxZxxZ_ 3
you either lost your virginity when you were unprepared to have sex, cause it doesnt hurt for most women, or youre waxing improperly
birdcagereligion 10
It hurts for a lot of women, though...
naughtyguyz 2
Now your boyfriend will like it
lynnibird 1
It doesn't hurt to lose your virginity so yeah I would figure it hurts more.
monnanon 14
you do know everyone is different right? For me personally it hurt as i still had a hymen to break despite horseriding and bike riding (two things said to break it) but i dont expect everyones story to be the same
beatlegirl27 20
That's why you shave it
kaykay1395 2
maybe go to a salon or someething....:/
YesyDidWhat 0
A little too personal don't you think?
Dracoboxer357 36
^ Welcome to FML. :)
birdcagereligion 10
I hope you didn't physically hurt yourself down there. You should've gone to a professional.
trollierthanthou 1
ughh this fml made me cringe so bad! Ugh if you finished it was probably worth it. If you didnt put aloe on it and go to a salon.. Ahh still hurts me!
crazyskillz122 0
Dats nasty