Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
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Today, I was out on a dinner date when suddenly a girl walks up to us and says to my date, "Girl, you can do so much better." Hearing this, my date looks at me, nods, gets up and walks off. I still had to pay for everything. FML
Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML
Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML
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Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML
Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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grahambertus 11
Guess she can't take a joke. Must not be the one. Sorry OP :(
mjoyn98 1
At least the money you would have spent on the dinner can go towards a girl with a sense of humor !
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Comments (173)
barlessprison 16
Oh lordy is my mind that far out of the gutter? I didn't take it that OP was suggesting he'd only pay if she slept with him but rather if the actual dinner went well. Either way, FYL OP hope you find someone else.
Jewnut 0
if you asked then you pay. its not like you asked to just hangout
Flintov 0
She's missing out! Don't even sweat it!
bluelagoon24 19
She must be as pretty as she is ugly in personality.
cab1n 0
If they can't have a laugh why bother?
danielwilliams57 6
What a bitch!
groupleader 7
Run from that gold digging bitch....
alzeer 5
LoooooooL
angelinaanimerg 7
Noooo sense of humor. Not worth it. She is done. I would of laughed lol. And wouldnt even mind splitting the bill She is a boring mooch
wlddog 14
BANG!!!! Duck season.
2Siccckkkkkey 2
HAHHAHA!!! BANG!
stevenmx86 8
You're not "madly in love" if you're going on a first date.