By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML
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grahambertus 11

Guess she can't take a joke. Must not be the one. Sorry OP :(

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mjoyn98 1

At least the money you would have spent on the dinner can go towards a girl with a sense of humor !

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barlessprison 16

Oh lordy is my mind that far out of the gutter? I didn't take it that OP was suggesting he'd only pay if she slept with him but rather if the actual dinner went well. Either way, FYL OP hope you find someone else.

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Jewnut 0

if you asked then you pay. its not like you asked to just hangout

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Flintov 0

She's missing out! Don't even sweat it!

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bluelagoon24 19

She must be as pretty as she is ugly in personality.

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cab1n 0

If they can't have a laugh why bother?

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angelinaanimerg 7

Noooo sense of humor. Not worth it. She is done. I would of laughed lol. And wouldnt even mind splitting the bill She is a boring mooch

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wlddog 14

BANG!!!! Duck season.

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stevenmx86 7

You're not "madly in love" if you're going on a first date.

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