By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML
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Bitches be trippin.

How could you asking for a bite of her food possibly make her think that? That is so illogical I can't even think of a reason.

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Bitches be trippin.

trippin n bitchin

maybe its because she is fat, that's why she's sensitive to any food related jokes.

No, they be crazay (anyone watch Domics? hahaha xD)

Women are confusing yet we can't live without them.

can't live with them. can't live without them.

Women... Can't live with them, pass the beer nuts. Women... Can't live with them, can't successfully refute their hypotheses. One old reference, one newer one

#26 its more like "can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em"

One example that I will never understand women! :)

Women don't even understand women.

If only they came with a womanual. Sadly, even then it would be tailored to only one woman and not any others.

@25; Women understand women, and we hate each other!(some women, anyway.)

The joys of miscommunication.

Or hormone induced misinterpretation

...Or just misinterpretation. People that blame everything on hormones annoy me.

Maybe it's how you said it?

Just tell her what you meant. I don't see how that could mean you are calling her fat, but all girls have different modes of sensitivity.

How could you asking for a bite of her food possibly make her think that? That is so illogical I can't even think of a reason.

It probably made her think he only wanted a bite in order to make her eat less

That's a pretty normal question...just an overreaction

Ah, the times when I misread the FML due to the previous one... (calling her fart.) ;D Anyway, nobody can blame you for being hungry, I guess she's having some issues about her weight, nothing you can't fix. ^^

"Men: We don't know what we did!"

But, we are very sorry and promise not to do that thing that we did again, until the next time that it happens, then we'll be even more sorry.

Yes we are always sorry for what we may do in the future.