Dude, you OK?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2012 00:23 - United States

Today, I was so insecure, I got scared of what people might think of my fingers. FML
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grahambertus 11

I think your comment may have been cut sho

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x_KL_x 7

Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.

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grahambertus 11

I think your comment may have been cut sho

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DontModMeDammit 10

She was to insecure of her fingers to finish typing out the comment. Geeze don't have to be so harsh.

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x_KL_x 7

Psychologist? Psychiatrist? Psyduck? We will never know.

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yahoowizard 16

Definitely Psyduck. Nothing else makes sense

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luckyd880 12

Maybe a psychic to foresee if op will ever get over the anxiety *crystal ball appears*

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ebonyirony 29

Psyduck ALWAYS makes me feel better when I'm insecure. He's so cute, he draws all the attention. So I take him out on small walks. So he doesn't get more popular tha

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GoingToBeAPilot1 6

This thread made me laugh so hard :)

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eb0ny 15

I want to meet everyone who commented on this and high five you all. Except Roxie.

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wiggleyeah 3

Just shut the fu

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onlychildFTW 33

No one will care about your fingers. They'll be more worried about anything else more noticeable if there is anything that is.

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starman02 12

Hopefully not! Being worried about your fingers is bad enough.. Everyone sees your hand/fingers!

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tehaustiebear 34

Well if every individual goes about their day worrying about their fingers, they won't have time to judge other people's fingers.

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cakeddeath 1

My girlfriend loves my fingers… if you know what I mean.

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longview_fml 0

Maybe OP is so insecure, that even little things like what other people think of her/his fingers makes her/him insecure...? You never know ...

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Annis_x3 7

I'm glad you understood the FML and rephrased it for us. Some of us would have never guessed that's what OP was trying to say. :(

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The_Hitdude 12

I think as long as OP doesn't have Megan Fox fingers/thumbs, she'll be alright.

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Shadowvoid 33

No one looks at your fingers...

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efemel94 7

Megan fox's thumb was exposed to gamma radiation and thus, the incredible toe thumb was born.

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ColCyclone 17

This is like a very common anxiety isn't it?

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afunnyterdcody 5

If your a girl u can out this fingers on tha D

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jdb241 9

I'm scared of what people might think of my feet...

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atomicbaboon 0

i rolo'd on the floor laughing

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muFilter 19

Almond joying the puns you guys are coming up with. Don't stop now.

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ClassyCommando 13

Don't worry, there is an incredible bounty of chocolate puns to use. I just need to have a break so I can think of some.

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muFilter 19

Well, as long as you're actually thinking and not just loafing around like an airhead... This is crunch time!

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ClassyCommando 13

Well, right now I'm taking out my pun-making box kit. My kat scratched it and it looks like I'll be up until 3 masking the tears with tape. Please, have mercy on me...I did my best.

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muFilter 19

Heh, well, I should probably kiss off anyway. I'm starting to feel like a goober.

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grahambertus 11

I think that I still have a few more Twix up my sleeve.

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blackheart24 10

I feel like I owe u guys 100 Grand cuz your comments were so awesome. Hopefully I don't end up in some Mounds because I'm dying of laughter.

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Marine4life33 0

Hey ur from oceanside ca? I'm stationed at camp Pendleton haha small world

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ClassyCommando 13

I remember when people on this site used to laugh at me because their puns went straight over my heads like an Aero plane. Now I laugh at theM old teasers.

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muFilter 19

Oh hey, 52, I'll stick around for a bit if it's PayDay.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

Guess I didn't Hershey up in time to get a good pun, but all these puns made me chocolate on my water. Hilarious, but I think we can take a little Reeses from all the jokes.

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muFilter 19

Yeah, that might be for the best. I'm afraid we were headed for a Sour Patch.

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Grimmerie 31

You guys are really caramilk-ing this. I'm Mars-stounded.

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ClassyCommando 13

Yeah, my brain's telling me to stop making puns, but My nards are telling me otherwise.

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MrLefty 8

I spent a Big Hunk of my time laughing at all these puns. You're all Smarties being able to come up with them.

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CheckItOutItsYou 7

I really tried to "crunch" some puns in my head but I couldn't think of any by myself. So I asked "Mr. Goodbar" and he didn't know! So I was "foiled again" so I was stumped so my whole class helped me and gee they were "lifesavers".

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ladyLALAA 28

Puns are sexy, what a great thread. Thank you :-*

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redwednesday 11

what's wrong with your fingers that you feel people will spend time thinking about them..?

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xMyAngelx17 0

I hate people like you.

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redwednesday 11

people "like me"? elaborate please. I have my fair share of anxiety, even over this, since I broke my finger when I was younger and it doesn't bend the same way as the rest of my fingers do. I learned people really don't care about other peoples hands and little things like that. if they do, they really need a life. maybe there is something abnormal with OP's fingers too.

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luckyd880 12

I think #17 read your comment as being mean but it's just hard to tell over text. I think you were ligitimatly asking. Not being cruel about it. Sarcasm is even harder to read over text, I have problems trying to get it across to people when I'm joking on here...

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luckyd880 12

Where did #17 comment go?... Well now my comment makes no sense...great.

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redwednesday 11

luckyd - makes sense to me. all of the comments they made are gone from this FML. and yeah, not being cruel. just asking. I mean for me i think peoples hands are extremely versatile and not something people usually judge you for. so being anxious about it is a bit out there in my mind.

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redwednesday 11

Lol, now both comments are gone and my comment is irrelevant.

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CanadianPenguin 0

Pssssh well the person could be either super super fat or super skinny so maybe their hands are weird looking because of that?

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xMyAngelx17 0

I have social anxiety and I freak out about little things like that:/

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grahambertus 11

Well I wouldn't if I looked exactly like Katy Perry. Id walk around naked

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DontModMeDammit 10

Toe thumbs FTL.

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curlyfry33 8

Harsh... Isn't it only on her left thumb though?

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IchimaruGin 5

Don't worry, I useful obsess with hands and fingers too, comparing everyone else's to mine.

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longview_fml 0

I know how you feel :/ im so insecure that im afraid people think i walk weird ;s

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mandadarling 10

You have strangely made me terrified to see your fingers...

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wlddog 14

BANG!!!! Duck season.

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