Love: Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night....

By Username - 23/12/2010 10:50

Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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Today, I asked out a girl I like to a movie. She said "I hate babysitting." FML

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By -insert clever nickname here- - 29/04/2012 23:56 - United States - Seattle

Today, I asked the girl I'm madly in love with out to dinner. When she asked me if I would pay, I jokingly said, "Well, that depends on how the date goes." She looked me up and down and said, "No thanks then." FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

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By fart - 27/11/2014 15:13 - United States - Houghton Lake

Today, I farted while asking a girl out to dinner. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I was stood up on a date. Her excuse? "I had to work out." FML

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By Mal - 29/10/2010 20:02 - United States

Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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Is she Julia Stiles?

By Anonymous - 27/12/2021 01:59 - United States - Weehawken

Today, I asked a girl out. She sent me a whole list of reasons that she hated me. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:32

Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.

Scubadiver172001 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:31

Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....

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Plusbits 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:59

Ouch. She's really not worth it, just keep trying.

iSitt 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:20

The greater the risk, the greater the reward.

perdix 29

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:24

Well, Plusbits, one of them is not worth it, and I'm thinking it's the OP.

fakeaccountX 6

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:04

This is when you go Borat-style and bring out the burlap sack...

Scubadiver172001 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 20:31

Just because she's not busy tomorrow doesn't mean she is attracted to you OP....

bonbon805 0

Friday 24 December 2010 3:42

very true

natirixoxo 0

Friday 24 December 2010 7:19

wow you got turned down for a date fyl. You might as well just end it right now because when something (really anything) bad happens that's worse than that you're hopeless.

Miomo 3

Tuesday 28 December 2010 7:34

Idk, maybe shes cleaning up your looks for tomorrow night............. yeah i dont know.

mozeltov 7

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:59

sucks for you, try goin for someone in your league fatty YDI

Randen_fml 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:08

win

Poepiepiesie 3

Friday 24 December 2010 2:16

Fail..

evilpieboy 0

Friday 24 December 2010 3:03

win

demarcusT 0

Friday 24 December 2010 4:38

win?

dne1 0

Friday 24 December 2010 6:26

win

bonnie_vb8 5

Friday 24 December 2010 8:41

I wouldnt be talkin... the picture u have for your user name isn't all that attractive either... cough cough.... "fatty"

slapka29 5

Thursday 23 December 2010 15:59

rejected!

EffinToofer 3

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:45

So, you got rejected. Life goes on. Next time try my favorite pickup line, "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

wesley99 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 23:02

Hahaha win

sammy432 0

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:00

Aaaww sorry OP. She isn't good enough for you. Some day that special someone wi come up into your life and show you why it never worked out with anyone else. Sorry Xoxo

v1kt4r 13

Thursday 23 December 2010 16:23

Yeah lets go with that...

demarcusT 0

Friday 24 December 2010 2:39

so if I fail to make it into a sports team, does that mean i'm too good for it?

sammy432 0

Friday 24 December 2010 5:10

no, but it might mean that certain sport isn't your best. Or to keep trying and one day you will finally get accepted into something that has to do with that sport.