By Robbins - 31/08/2009 02:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to meet with my landlord to organise when he was coming to look at my flat and decide whether I get my deposit back. In the time it took to see him, my friend drank a bottle of vodka and vomited all over my room and knocked the window through. My landlord is coming in the morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 644
You deserved it 5 364

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Why are you friends with someone so horrible? Anyone who would do something so selfish and stupid is not a friend, they are just a jerk. It sucks that is happened to you, but maybe you should get different friends.

I'm sorry fender, but you're 'stories' are not funny nor creative.

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may i say that FIRST impressions are everything?

I see what you did there Casualt1234 ;D

Or FML could just move my comment to a totally random spot... WTF?

This FML totally sounds like the time I went to the bathroom of Carl's Junior. It was a Monday afternoon and we were driving on the freeway. I needed to use the restroom so I asked my mother to stop anywhere so I can defecate in the most comfortable way. Than I don't know if it was a gift from god or what, but there was a Carl's Junior in front of us. So my mom parked the car and I went to the bathroom :)

I'm sorry fender, but you're 'stories' are not funny nor creative.

haha, #1, you're awesome

Damn. You could get your roommate to clean that up. FYL.

Tell your friend to clean that shit up and pay for the window or w/e. Sucks man. FYL.

ydi because you are on this site and not cleaning up.

It's OP's friend's fault though.

wave byebye to that spare cash.

YDI for having friends.

No, he deserves it for having stupid friends

Why are you friends with someone so horrible? Anyone who would do something so selfish and stupid is not a friend, they are just a jerk. It sucks that is happened to you, but maybe you should get different friends.

36: Time it takes to post an FML: less than a minute. It doesn't really make a difference. Now, go ahead and call me a whore/dick if it satisfies your little head.

and the friend was drunk

Oh man that suckss ; 8th? lOl

You weren't going to get the security deposit back anyway. That is a myth.

that sucks, fyl. beat your friend up.

YDI For letting your friend get drunk at your apartment!

Agreed; why would you let your friend be there alone?