By Robbins - 31/08/2009 02:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to meet with my landlord to organise when he was coming to look at my flat and decide whether I get my deposit back. In the time it took to see him, my friend drank a bottle of vodka and vomited all over my room and knocked the window through. My landlord is coming in the morning. FML
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reklamfox 0

Why are you friends with someone so horrible? Anyone who would do something so selfish and stupid is not a friend, they are just a jerk. It sucks that is happened to you, but maybe you should get different friends.

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sublime93 0

I'm sorry fender, but you're 'stories' are not funny nor creative.

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Casualt1234 0
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may i say that FIRST impressions are everything?

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Tobe_fml 0
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I see what you did there Casualt1234 ;D

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judgeymcjudge 0
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Or FML could just move my comment to a totally random spot... WTF?

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FenderYK 0
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This FML totally sounds like the time I went to the bathroom of Carl's Junior. It was a Monday afternoon and we were driving on the freeway. I needed to use the restroom so I asked my mother to stop anywhere so I can defecate in the most comfortable way. Than I don't know if it was a gift from god or what, but there was a Carl's Junior in front of us. So my mom parked the car and I went to the bathroom :)

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sublime93 0

I'm sorry fender, but you're 'stories' are not funny nor creative.

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the_stereotype 0

haha, #1, you're awesome

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xKuraixMitsukaix 0
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Damn. You could get your roommate to clean that up. FYL.

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xKuraixMitsukaix 0
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Tell your friend to clean that shit up and pay for the window or w/e. Sucks man. FYL.

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darren824 0
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ydi because you are on this site and not cleaning up.

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xKuraixMitsukaix 0
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It's OP's friend's fault though.

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FMLable 0

wave byebye to that spare cash.

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andagi2010 0
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YDI for having friends.

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reset_button 0
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No, he deserves it for having stupid friends

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reklamfox 0

Why are you friends with someone so horrible? Anyone who would do something so selfish and stupid is not a friend, they are just a jerk. It sucks that is happened to you, but maybe you should get different friends.

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thesunshotme 0
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36: Time it takes to post an FML: less than a minute. It doesn't really make a difference. Now, go ahead and call me a whore/dick if it satisfies your little head.

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MrBoredomioo 18

and the friend was drunk

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itschris 0
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Oh man that suckss ; 8th? lOl

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Elamdri 0
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You weren't going to get the security deposit back anyway. That is a myth.

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JUDASKISS23 0

that sucks, fyl. beat your friend up.

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TahvoUrpo 1
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YDI For letting your friend get drunk at your apartment!

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your_face 15
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Agreed; why would you let your friend be there alone?

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