Today, I got my first handjob. She ripped out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teared up. She asked what was wrong and not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was "Just so good." FML
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shadowgamer_x
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What a hairy situation. At least this wasn't in pubelic!
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Althenias
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try shaving, problem solved
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doodlingdavid
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don't lie
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DiscoSlut
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I chose to thumb this down cuz of one reason, but I won't say it cuz i'll just end up getting banned... Again
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L3Paparazzo
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what a trooper :P
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Keyman1212
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Nice username 12. Do you get a lot of action on here? I'd assume not, seeing as this isn't a fucking social networking site. Go to myspace to whore yourself out.
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enonymous
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12 - I think it's because you're from Sweden. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.
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dsbs
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1- your picture brought the lulz
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WCARlover
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Don't comment
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flapjacklux
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Be strong man.
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Richard16
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On FML it seems like alot of girls need to step their game up with things like these.
But OP, this would have never happened if you did something before trying to get a handjob.
But OP, this would have never happened if you did something before trying to get a handjob.
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LiveLaughFML
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#86: step up our game? just be happy you're getting one and enjoy it.
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nigrice
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Enjoy getting our pubes ripped out?..... Right...
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Richard16
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122- You got a point but a guy wouldnt want a girl to fuck up everytime, but its better than nothing as well.
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JustHello123
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agree 122 they should be happy that they are getting it. Op should step up his game and shave his pubes.
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Richard16
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137- Yea thats true he is slacking on his part but at the end of the day atleast he got something instead of nothing.
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Georgieeporgiee
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If I ever met you in person I don't think I could resit not to scoop you...
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Keyman1212
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Scoop what? Wtf...
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StoryOfTheYear
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She's talking about ice cream scoops which are put onto cones. Cones are usable to let people know if there is road construction. The construction workers hard hats are made of plastic. Plastic also is used to make cases. In this case I have no idea what she is talking about.
I just wanted to take up space.
I just wanted to take up space.
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MrShizzBear
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Guys, we shouldnt laugh at the OP. Obviously he's in a pretty hairy situation. ;)
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fakeaccountX
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Deforestation can be painful.
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KatherineAnne
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I'd rather my bf tell me if I hurt him... Lol
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nomnom5559922
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Ripped out a pube?
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MagicGiraffe
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Pubes = the hairs that grow around the genitalia...
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WCARlover
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Congratulations, you know how to read
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MissBunnyWillEat
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Is there an echo?
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maddy14
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Bitch!
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shelbygordon44
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Echo echo echo echo
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crazychick1269
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^ in a very slight way,from a distance u look like Lucas Till
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StoryOfTheYear
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2- I'm sure your daddy or mommy will explain it to you if you ask them
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RedPillSucks
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You guys do realize that people connect to this website from all over the world and might not be up on the latest US jargon.
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StoryOfTheYear
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SHIT!
I'm ignorant.
:(
I'm ignorant.
:(
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imthatguythatdid
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and it felt so good...... wait, no it didnt
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shooterbuddy
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Hello bunny
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cufaoil
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@201, Pubic hair has been referred to as pubes in Ireland and England since pussy was a cat...
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Althenias
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try shaving, problem solved
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DelilahV
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You have to be extremely masculine to get away with manscaping.
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dubstepp
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Good idea
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Wheredidgrungego
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Girls prefer if you manscape (at least in my experience). Honestly, I've been doing it for so long that it feels weird not to shave.
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Enslaved
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52 wheredid.... I can only thumb you up once. I agree 100% Even a quick trim with a bread trimmer does wonders!(:
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Thanatos1206
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Extremely masculine?? Everyone I know shaves downtown.
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ykthechild
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What is this the jungle? Lol every1 shud shave downtown.
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xXshadowrollerXx
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68 - I fear for all who eat bread in your house, not knowing you secretly use their trimming device for wily purposes.
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Enslaved
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168, WOW you have an amazing eye!!! I didn't even realize I spelt it wrong.
Beard not bread. HahahahahHhhhahah
Beard not bread. HahahahahHhhhahah
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MerrikBarbarian
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i was just wondering who the hell trims bread. XD beard makes far more sense!
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mrcorncan99
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Dubstep is so gay.
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TheSnakeDoctor20
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Atleast she didn't give u a friction burn
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kosh_bl_k
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OP is just a liar. Ladies go through this all the time, and it's not just pulling one pubic hair out. I've never heard of a lady tearing up while waxing.
So, yeah, if that makes you cry, you're not old enough to get a handjob.
So, yeah, if that makes you cry, you're not old enough to get a handjob.
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herpitydurteedur
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He doesn't even have to shave. He could just trim it a bit. Makes a huge difference. At least he wasn't gonna give him head and then kept getting tickled by his long as hell pubes going in her face. then she'd either A have to hold them outta her way with her hand, making it even easier for him to her pinched and tugged on, or B, she'd get annoyed and stop altogether.
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FarSide
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I never had a pube plucked during a handjob. But of course, my dick has always been longer than my pubes.
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daaaniel
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^ this
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KatherineAnne
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Eh if both people shave you will chafe during sex. I shave, my bf dosnt. Personally I think it would be weird if a guy shaves.
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charlie2_fml
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You seriously think there isn't one girl who tears up while getting waxed? Well you're wrong I do and so do a bunch of my friends! So no it's not just because I am a baby it's cause waxing stings and tearing up is a natural reaction!
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shadowgamer_x
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What a hairy situation. At least this wasn't in pubelic!
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Squirrelx
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How embhairising!
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Jayrs93
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Really pubelic? That's bad...
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mrcorncan99
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Lol win.
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katiegurl19512
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Nice play on words :) thumbs up
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Wheredidgrungego
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She should've been more genitle.
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sourgirl101
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67, I love that you said "shaved" instead of "saved". If it was intentional then that's funny as hell!(:
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CleverBastard
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But I mean CUM on, that was a good TESTE on how considerate he was, NUT it sounded like it hurt!
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awesomeooo3
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99 - that was a pile of wank.
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Dr_Jalepenos
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Everyone just cum the fuck down!
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Sweet_Testicles
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I wish I could be as creative as you guys ! :D
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Saltime
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Okay, guys. These puns are becoming redickulous.
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MyEpicDemise
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At least she didn't rip out your foreskin...
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darebear331
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Who the fuck gives a handjob hard enough to pull your foreskin off?
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CleverBastard
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From what I see people really love my puns!
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CleverBastard
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Just in case nobody gets the obvious sarcasm, I was kidding
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rebekahah
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Wow these are great! Someone should give you guys a hand!
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Xx_Dakota_xX
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She was jerktastic (:
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mrcorncan99
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#19 your a homo.
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Sylvia_Korte
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That's the corniest thing I've ever heard !!
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MyEpicDemise
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What?! Then I must be doing it wrong. :/
On a serious note, it's quite hard to tear out a pube too isn't it? Unless the girl doesn't bother getting the pube out of the way, or your pube is styled like some emoboy98's hair.
On a serious note, it's quite hard to tear out a pube too isn't it? Unless the girl doesn't bother getting the pube out of the way, or your pube is styled like some emoboy98's hair.
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TipsfromSips
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Man up dude
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cameron194
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soo OP isn't a man because he fought the pain and kept a straight face while doing so..? I've seen terrible arguments because of stupid shit like that.. good job OP, respect
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tkalaric
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U look like a fag in your pic......
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GrammarNazzzzzi
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47- and your face looks like its about to receive a cum shot
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ThursdayA
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Well, at least he's nice to her.
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baseballlegitly0
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take it slow make her blow
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ColtsDoug18
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she might bite him then...
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hoodasswhitekid
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Handjobs are like the WNBA, girls trying to do something men are 10 times better at.
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KiddNYC1O
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There are girls in WNBA??? Hahaha. They're men, bro.
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KilteDKilleR
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Wow. WNBA. That W isn't just there for looks, it stands for women's.
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vDisaster
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He meant that they look like guys... Retard
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fadedflyer16
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hahahahaha that's soo true
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Cristal_Light14
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Lol 69...
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KiddNYC1O
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Wow. I'm dumbfounded. Thank you #119 for getting it.
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cjgqsmooth
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haha nice!
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kayla22098
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Really? Someone's ridiculously sexist.
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damnalltheasshol
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grow more and nut up. she may take it all in sex!
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Bblock
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Wat?
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urdirtyolduncle
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In english, please.
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DiscoSlut
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Puberippin' fetisch, freakin score!
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ifailplzinsultme
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Atleast she didn't tear it
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skatingalyy
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ummm actually she did. read the fml again..
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ifailplzinsultme
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I was talking about the penis itself. I was trying to make a previous FML reference but I guess I failed:(
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rooneyroo
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I got a hand job from a girl that tore my foreskin.
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skatingalyy
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oh sorry about that I didn't read the fml you were referring to. :D guess we both failed ;)
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Igotothegym
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Thats disgusting!
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DelilahV
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Lol just wait until she gives you your first blowjob and accidentally bites you
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Jesus_Christ69
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That happened to me .. :( not fun.
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zojieeu
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Jesus Christ man!!! When you were 12???
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Jesus_Christ69
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I'm jesus. All the bitches love me.