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By  shadowgamer_x  |  0

What a hairy situation. At least this wasn't in pubelic!

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  Keyman1212  |  14

Nice username 12. Do you get a lot of action on here? I'd assume not, seeing as this isn't a fucking social networking site. Go to myspace to whore yourself out.

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  enonymous  |  8

12 - I think it's because you're from Sweden. There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.

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  Richard16  |  0

On FML it seems like alot of girls need to step their game up with things like these. But OP, this would have never happened if you did something before trying to get a handjob.

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  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

She's talking about ice cream scoops which are put onto cones. Cones are usable to let people know if there is road construction. The construction workers hard hats are made of plastic. Plastic also is used to make cases. In this case I have no idea what she is talking about. I just wanted to take up space.

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By  nomnom5559922  |  0

Ripped out a pube?

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  maddy14  |  0

Bitch!

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  shelbygordon44  |  7

Echo echo echo echo

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  DelilahV  |  0

You have to be extremely masculine to get away with manscaping.

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  kosh_bl_k  |  0

OP is just a liar. Ladies go through this all the time, and it's not just pulling one pubic hair out. I've never heard of a lady tearing up while waxing. So, yeah, if that makes you cry, you're not old enough to get a handjob.

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  herpitydurteedur  |  0

He doesn't even have to shave. He could just trim it a bit. Makes a huge difference. At least he wasn't gonna give him head and then kept getting tickled by his long as hell pubes going in her face. then she'd either A have to hold them outta her way with her hand, making it even easier for him to her pinched and tugged on, or B, she'd get annoyed and stop altogether.

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  charlie2_fml  |  2

You seriously think there isn't one girl who tears up while getting waxed? Well you're wrong I do and so do a bunch of my friends! So no it's not just because I am a baby it's cause waxing stings and tearing up is a natural reaction!

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By  shadowgamer_x  |  0

What a hairy situation. At least this wasn't in pubelic!

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  Jayrs93  |  11

Really pubelic? That's bad...

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  sourgirl101  |  21

67, I love that you said "shaved" instead of "saved". If it was intentional then that's funny as hell!(:

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  CleverBastard  |  8

But I mean CUM on, that was a good TESTE on how considerate he was, NUT it sounded like it hurt!

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  MyEpicDemise  |  7

What?! Then I must be doing it wrong. :/ On a serious note, it's quite hard to tear out a pube too isn't it? Unless the girl doesn't bother getting the pube out of the way, or your pube is styled like some emoboy98's hair.

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By  TipsfromSips  |  3

Man up dude

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  cameron194  |  9

soo OP isn't a man because he fought the pain and kept a straight face while doing so..? I've seen terrible arguments because of stupid shit like that.. good job OP, respect

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  hoodasswhitekid  |  0

Handjobs are like the WNBA, girls trying to do something men are 10 times better at.

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  KiddNYC1O  |  20

There are girls in WNBA??? Hahaha. They're men, bro.

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  vDisaster  |  2

He meant that they look like guys... Retard

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