By Sal - 03/03/2009 18:29 - United States

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML
I agree, your life sucks 70 917
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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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tell her that if she wants you to go to tuna town then she better get used to your beef bus

aghh that sucks

she'd have to be vegan for this to make sense.

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245- or she's just making excuses so she doesn't have to suck his dick.

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

no say it's against my religion :)

Or I'm not asian I don't eat cats

boy that sure does fucking suck. DITCH THAT SHIT. VEGETARIANS ARE GAY.

ummmm wowww imm sloww and a little on the retarteddd side for common sence but i meannn seriousllyy nowww? she cnt be that retared can shee?

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and ydi for dating a dumb piece of shit

don't judge all vegetarians because of her and maybe she just wasn't ready!

Amen brother and op fyi be glad she disn't blow you if dhr thinks this onvolves the actual EATING of meat...

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

it'll be a cockmeat sandwich!!!

thats what you get for dating a fucking hippie.

She's probably not comfortable with it then and you shouldn't be pressuring her...

Or she thinks she has to bite off some of his cock... ... And eat it...

#8 I feel like an asshole, accidentally down voted you. I wholeheartedly agree with what you are saying, if the OPs girlfriend doesn't want to give him a blowjob then she doesn't have to do it, the OP sounds like he expects it or thinks he deserved it.

#2 - that wasn't funny. at all. #3 - YOU are gay.

That's really not such a big deal. lol. Don't pressure her, if she doesn't want to do it then that's her choice, regardless of her reasoning.