FML : Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she would give me a blowjob. She replied, "you know that won't happen, I'm a vegetarian." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Sal - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 18:29 / United States

Intimacy

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By Tehalon | 0

#13193 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:18

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

By drybamboo | 0

#13205 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:21

I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing? Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.

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By Kyothine | 0

#13192 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:17

Pwnd.

chyeahbro | 0

#964754 - Saturday 20 March 2010 06:36

tell her that if she wants you to go to tuna town then she better get used to your beef bus

b182link | 0

#1033079 - Thursday 17 June 2010 02:31

aghh that sucks

vsnuggs | 0

#2334598 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 04:09

win!!!!^

GeorgeForPm | 5

#2449062 - Tuesday 3 May 2011 03:12

she'd have to be vegan for this to make sense.

theubersauceness | 0

#2638008 - Tuesday 7 June 2011 05:16

epic win

ViQValentine | 3

#4993715 - Tuesday 2 October 2012 01:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

DenBriZel | 31

#5693088 - Saturday 28 September 2013 11:35

245- or she's just making excuses so she doesn't have to suck his dick.

By Tehalon | 0

#13193 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:18

If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.

amrik | 11

#2807950 - Saturday 2 July 2011 08:09

no say it's against my religion :)

kjklopu | 1

#4834644 - Sunday 19 August 2012 05:43

Or I'm not asian I don't eat cats

By JOEYPIZAZ | 0

#13199 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:20

boy that sure does fucking suck. DITCH THAT SHIT. VEGETARIANS ARE GAY.

By broken_heart_fml | 0

#13200 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:20

ummmm wowww imm sloww and a little on the retarteddd side for common sence but i meannn seriousllyy nowww? she cnt be that retared can shee?

By Cormophyte | 0

#13203 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:21

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

goodtimesx2 | 0

#473264 - Monday 10 August 2009 04:23

and ydi for dating a dumb piece of shit

lissa922 | 6

#974544 - Monday 5 April 2010 04:54

don't judge all vegetarians because of her and maybe she just wasn't ready!

Whoopdiedoe | 0

#1502450 - Tuesday 5 October 2010 02:19

Amen brother and op fyi be glad she disn't blow you if dhr thinks this onvolves the actual EATING of meat...

By drybamboo | 0

#13205 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:21

nahgemsoohc | 0

#3107704 - Sunday 14 August 2011 04:29

it'll be a cockmeat sandwich!!!

Ali_From_Texas | 1

#3717658 - Monday 12 December 2011 02:07

A whatwhat.. :P

By DaftBrian | 0

#13206 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:21

thats what you get for dating a fucking hippie.

By HebrewHammer | 0

#13216 - Tuesday 3 March 2009 11:24

She's probably not comfortable with it then and you shouldn't be pressuring her...

beatleschick1940 | 9

#1805975 - Tuesday 7 December 2010 04:10

I agree

dudeman1212 | 22

#3823058 - Tuesday 3 January 2012 06:12

Or she thinks she has to bite off some of his cock... ... And eat it...

cocainewhore | 30

#6076272 - Sunday 28 September 2014 09:09

#8 I feel like an asshole, accidentally down voted you. I wholeheartedly agree with what you are saying, if the OPs girlfriend doesn't want to give him a blowjob then she doesn't have to do it, the OP sounds like he expects it or thinks he deserved it.