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Tehalon
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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.
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drybamboo
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I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing?
Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.
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Kyothine
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Pwnd.
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chyeahbro
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tell her that if she wants you to go to tuna town then she better get used to your beef bus
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b182link
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aghh that sucks
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vsnuggs
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win!!!!^
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GeorgeForPm
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she'd have to be vegan for this to make sense.
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theubersauceness
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epic win
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ViQValentine
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DenBriZel
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245- or she's just making excuses so she doesn't have to suck his dick.
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Tehalon
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If she ever expects you to go down on her then just reply with sorry you know that won't happen, I'm not a cannibal.
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amrik
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no say it's against my religion :)
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kjklopu
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Or I'm not asian I don't eat cats
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JOEYPIZAZ
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boy that sure does fucking suck. DITCH THAT SHIT. VEGETARIANS ARE GAY.
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broken_heart_fml
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ummmm wowww imm sloww and a little on the retarteddd side for common sence but i meannn seriousllyy nowww? she cnt be that retared can shee?
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Cormophyte
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goodtimesx2
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and ydi for dating a dumb piece of shit
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lissa922
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don't judge all vegetarians because of her and maybe she just wasn't ready!
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Whoopdiedoe
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Amen brother and op fyi be glad she disn't blow you if dhr thinks this onvolves the actual EATING of meat...
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drybamboo
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I didn't know consuming bodily fluids was a carnivore activity. Does that mean she doesn't condone french kissing?
Unless she equates a blowjob to actually biting off a piece off your whatwhat. In that case, you should probably be grateful that she is a vegetarian.
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nahgemsoohc
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it'll be a cockmeat sandwich!!!
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Ali_From_Texas
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A whatwhat.. :P
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DaftBrian
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thats what you get for dating a fucking hippie.
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HebrewHammer
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She's probably not comfortable with it then and you shouldn't be pressuring her...
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beatleschick1940
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I agree
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dudeman1212
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Or she thinks she has to bite off some of his cock...
... And eat it...
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cocainewhore
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#8 I feel like an asshole, accidentally down voted you. I wholeheartedly agree with what you are saying, if the OPs girlfriend doesn't want to give him a blowjob then she doesn't have to do it, the OP sounds like he expects it or thinks he deserved it.
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Ifuckedthefeartu
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Yea, I mean it's not like op even said that he goes down on her. So she if so op doesn't deserve it one bit
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courtneyissofuck
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#2 - that wasn't funny. at all.
#3 - YOU are gay.
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McLaughlane
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That's really not such a big deal. lol. Don't pressure her, if she doesn't want to do it then that's her choice, regardless of her reasoning.
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