By Taylor - 20/07/2011 16:37 - United States

Today, after spending time with my daughter and painting her nails she gives me a hug and says, "Mommy I love you, but I love daddy much better!" FML
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hannahtaskey 9

Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)

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hannahtaskey 9

Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)

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alwaysrockin711 3

Mabye daddy is giving her a little something-something that mommy can't give :p

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Better parent? It's not a competition to see who is better or does more. I learned this from my buddy George Lopez.

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Iamnotmyself 17

But daddy loves your brother much better.

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jackiemoonthepro 5

dude, that's not cool

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FMMFL1992 3

Kids tend to like their fathers better because they're usually the fun ones while moms are more serious. Doesn't mean you're doing a bad job. One day she'll appreciate what you've done for her

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je_suis_fml 11

14 - I'm sorry you were abused, but there is no need for that. Fyl

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hannahtaskey 9

Agree with #20, I always liked my father more when I was little. it took me until I was older to realize my mom was the only one who acted like a "parent".

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flockz 19

give her some cookies. she will know who she loves more then, unless you're just a shitty baker.

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theaws0m3guy 4

What did 14 say? Or is it better to be left untold...?

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Sirin_fml 46

@#14: You are the reason a mandatory IQ test for commenting sometimes seems like a good idea. Even on our site, there is a certain basic level of decency that even complete idiots are aware of (or in your case, apparently not).

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Iamnotmyself 17

And that my friends, is why moderators are awesome.

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flockz 19

but sirin i wouldnt need to take a mandatory IQ test. mommy's always told me im special and i get my very own orange helmet. so see i dont need one! :D

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DeepDownThere 3

Kids might say that shit but if my future kids do they're gonna wake up naked in the front yard tied to a tree. Then gang raped by all the horny virgins on this site. Yeah... It might sound harsh but I pride myself in being a good parent. Aint no piece of shit kid gonna take that away from me.

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dolphincheddar 10

he got owned by a mod. by the way. until now I am a lone wolf, but I would like to invite you, flockz to be a part of my wolf pack. here, have a shot

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Iamnotmyself 17

-65 what about me D; I never get invited to a party without ugly people!

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flockz 19

wanna have brunch at ihop and get wasted on a beach dolphincheddar?

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Iamnotmyself 17

-75 OH BOY OH BOY . which do I bring hot chicks or frozen vodka?

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rallets 22

ahh i wish i knew what happened im always a day late and a dollar short :/

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dolphincheddar 10

i think we should have brunch at ihop then get drunk on a beach with frozen vodka and hot chicks

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Iamnotmyself 17

-80 Megan Fox or Emma Watson. My sister has to come

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DeepDownThere 3

Yo can I come? Im trying to get with Sirin.

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flockz 19

81-she already did. last night.

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Zambaku 9

Kids, you gotta love their honesty ;D But it doesn't mean you're a bad parent, maybe you just have different parenting methods or something. I'm sure she didn't mean it though :D

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Iamnotmyself 17

-83 Flockz, treat her well, but I swear if my dad finds out he might make you drink vodka shots until you guys marry.

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dolphincheddar 10

82 yea. but don't be suprised if there's roughed in your drinks and you end up on a roof

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ilikeemsmall 4

Wrong! She did mean it. Kids are honest. So what? Sometimes kids like their dad better sometimes it's the mom.

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JiggaJayZ 16

92- What would it take for me to get one night with your sister in a cheap motel with plenty of KY, chocolate sauce, and no comdoms?

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Iamnotmyself 17

-94 Well first off you need permission from my sisters dad, he's evangelical so say your getting rid of demons or something retarded, then you must learn the basic rules of soccer. And last but not least, you must be black.

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redbluegreen 40

Everyone loves the moderators until they break out the leather and whips.

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MrFlintstone 5

when she starts dating she'll change her mind

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GuessWhatKids 13

Haha you have the 147th comment, too! Oh wait, that's irrelevant, not funny, and stupid as ****. Nevermind.

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Jownz345 3

YDI for hanging out with your kid

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saaaalt 4

why would you ask what #14 said like it's perfectly fine to re-post a comment that's not there anymore for obvious reasons? WHY?

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The_Weirdo 10

Daddy is really a monster from outer space.

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bantosh 4

oh Oedipus Rex and your complex

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elite_stoner 0

must be something going on between the too ;) ( pedos voice from fam. guy) oh yea mmmh

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rosha267 21

That's awful! That's actually one of my biggest fears

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LunaNstars 0

midgets are my biggest feara :O

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olpally 32

at least she loves you... girls always love their dads more and boys always love their moms more... this is very common...don't worry op.. she will love u more when she's older most likely :)

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goshpeople 4

My charges sometimes get mad at me for sticking to my guns and not giving in to their ridiculous demands. Then they say, "We're going to tell mommy and daddy to get us a new nanny. We hate you." I reply, "That's okay. I still like you guys." Twenty minutes later: "We love you again." *hugs and slobbery kisses* The first time, it kinda freaked me out. But kids are fickle and don't think much beyond the present moment a lot of the time. You can't take it personally.

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perdix 29

My biggest fear is expense reports. I'm afraid I'll make a mistake, look like an idiot and not get reimbursed for my personal money I laid out for the company. Scary!

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NoodleBurger 0

the kids right though, the dad is better.

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perdix 29

Can you imagine submitting an expense report to Chuck Norris? Yikes! You entered this under Lodging instead of Hotel? *Roundhouse Kick!*

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grapisy 8

Personally, i am muh more fearful of dead centipedes coming to haunt me.

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Lulblast 4

You wanna know my biggest fear? Asians, I just saw Karate Kid and they're the shit.

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Lulblast 4

You wanna know my biggest fear? Asians, I just saw Karate Kid and they're the shit.

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ArentICute 0

Dead centipedes can't be scarier than Chuck Norris.

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NeverShoutDana 13

Kids say the cutest things.

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NeverShoutDana 13

*darndest. I get them mixed up all the time.

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Yes it's better not to know, but my comment wasn't bad before

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Uraharas_Bankai 1

Sorry, it was supposed to comment for the first post... stupid iPhone app :P

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DeadlySofa 5

I hate kids. -_-

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JustAnotherKid4U 5

maybe daddy is just better.

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skreech96 0

I bet she's a nice ****. lovely little girl ****.

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johnson94 5

this is when the extremists say "divorce your husband!"

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missabbey 3

Probably I am a daddy's girl (: always will be always have been.

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bellakaykid 6

Sweet kid, a lot of kids have favorites, though.

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deathpotato 11

What an ungreatful kid. She should be happy to have a mom like you.

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abe687 0

It's a kid. What do you expect?

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omgcookeys 15

"it?" wow, nice to know you refer to children as "it"

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stepherly 5

if you're referring to the child being not great...

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bavegla 0

most kids do that sort of thing when they're really young

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TheCountess 4

I'm sorry, that sounds hurtful. :( I wouldn't take it personally if I were you. Kids favorites often change on a whim.

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