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Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
But daddy loves your brother much better.
14, that's disgusting...
Agree with #20, I always liked my father more when I was little. it took me until I was older to realize my mom was the only one who acted like a "parent".
What did 14 say? Or is it better to be left untold...?
@#14: You are the reason a mandatory IQ test for commenting sometimes seems like a good idea. Even on our site, there is a certain basic level of decency that even complete idiots are aware of (or in your case, apparently not).
And that my friends, is why moderators are awesome.
Kids might say that shit but if my future kids do they're gonna wake up naked in the front yard tied to a tree. Then gang raped by all the horny virgins on this site. Yeah... It might sound harsh but I pride myself in being a good parent. Aint no piece of shit kid gonna take that away from me.
he got owned by a mod. by the way. until now I am a lone wolf, but I would like to invite you, flockz to be a part of my wolf pack. here, have a shot
Kids..you gotta love 'em.:')
-65 what about me D; I never get invited to a party without ugly people!
35. you can come too
-75 OH BOY OH BOY . which do I bring hot chicks or frozen vodka?
i think we should have brunch at ihop then get drunk on a beach with frozen vodka and hot chicks
-80 Megan Fox or Emma Watson. My sister has to come
Yo can I come? Im trying to get with Sirin.
-83 Flockz, treat her well, but I swear if my dad finds out he might make you drink vodka shots until you guys marry.
82 yea. but don't be suprised if there's roughed in your drinks and you end up on a roof
81- Hope Solo
-91 That's my sister.
92- What would it take for me to get one night with your sister in a cheap motel with plenty of KY, chocolate sauce, and no comdoms?
-94 Well first off you need permission from my sisters dad, he's evangelical so say your getting rid of demons or something retarded, then you must learn the basic rules of soccer. And last but not least, you must be black.
nooo sirin you meanie!
I totally agree
Everyone loves the moderators until they break out the leather and whips.
what did 14 say????
Moms are def the best :P
Daddy is really a monster from outer space.
My charges sometimes get mad at me for sticking to my guns and not giving in to their ridiculous demands. Then they say, "We're going to tell mommy and daddy to get us a new nanny. We hate you." I reply, "That's okay. I still like you guys." Twenty minutes later: "We love you again." *hugs and slobbery kisses* The first time, it kinda freaked me out. But kids are fickle and don't think much beyond the present moment a lot of the time. You can't take it personally.
the kids right though, the dad is better.
My biggest fear is Chuck Norris.
Everybody's biggest fear is Chuck Norris.
Personally, i am muh more fearful of dead centipedes coming to haunt me.
Dead centipedes can't be scarier than Chuck Norris.
yeah dads are better, they don't PMS
I believe it's darndest
14, wtf is wrong with you...
There is no 14, Einstein. ^
I think he replied to the wrong comment...
Maybe her nails weren't nice enough.
I bet she's a nice ****. lovely little girl ****.
ya I like my dad better. always have
Daddy's little girl. :)
Sweet kid, a lot of kids have favorites, though.
A lot of parents secretly do, too.
if you're referring to the child being not great...
At least she's honest.
I'm sorry, that sounds hurtful. :( I wouldn't take it personally if I were you. Kids favorites often change on a whim.
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Kids say stuff like that all the time. it doesn't mean you're not a better parent. :)
Daddy's little girl. :)