FML : Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by...

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By booyouwhoree - / Tuesday 3 March 2009 20:49 / United States

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By tyler1 | 0

#13927 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 06:00

OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..

By memyselfandi_fml | 0

#13510 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:41

well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.

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By memyselfandi_fml | 0

#13510 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:41

well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.

djsledgehammer | 0

#833464 - Monday 8 February 2010 04:56

I wonder if the OP's a guy o_O

Neilish | 15

#1599302 - Monday 25 October 2010 08:18

it says at the top with a blue arrow or a purple cross if they are a boy or girl

cerulean_rules | 2

#1811865 - Wednesday 8 December 2010 06:41

My friend misses her period for four months and it turned out she had a disease that caused anorexia. How do you like them apples?

duma191 | 21

#5704545 - Sunday 6 October 2013 01:16

malnourishment can cause you not to have a period. or certain birth controll.

xyuukinekox | 15

#6476379 - Thursday 3 December 2015 02:19

It's possible to not be. I skipped mine for four months before. Turns out nothing was wrong. It's usually just stress that causes that.

By dearkidnapper | 0

#13518 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:42

HAHA I pee'd my pants laughing at this!

curryisforGs | 2

#4255340 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 11:14

Cool Story Bro. Tell It Again.

By thebaroness1984 | 0

#13519 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:42

You should probably see a gyno.

By cp2292 | 0

#13527 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:45

Yeah... you are probs preggers

By Blank_fml | 0

#13538 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:47

it is possible to not have ure period for months if your a teen and ure within the first 3yrs of getting ure period (happened to my friend) but that's ure fault. Next time just say the the classical no

ZeroIce | 12

#4718829 - Sunday 22 July 2012 08:11

5- what in the hell did you write? "ure"? Please spell correctly. I had to keep re-reading this comment because i couldnt under stand it. At leaset you know its "you're" amd not "your".

ElizabethNL93 | 20

#5748538 - Saturday 9 November 2013 07:46

Well, 5, the last half of your comment made no sense. Also how is this OP's fault?

Jezzebel1 | 10

#5828747 - Thursday 16 January 2014 03:03

*least

kittykat1501 | 31

#6517188 - Friday 22 January 2016 03:44

"the the classical no"

By bocarosa | 0

#13553 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:51

hah. thats pretty funny. not ur period. what ur friend said. :P

By sillypun | 0

#13558 - Wednesday 4 March 2009 01:52

it can happen for any number of reasons from stress to too much exercise to other more serious health issues. Most women not on birth control are somewhat irregular b/c their hormones are not being artificially controlled. singed, your amateur gynecologist.