By booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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tyler1 0

OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..

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memyselfandi_fml 0

well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.

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memyselfandi_fml 0

well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.

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djsledgehammer 0

I wonder if the OP's a guy o_O

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Mjwnenrjs 17

it says at the top with a blue arrow or a purple cross if they are a boy or girl

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cerulean_rules 2

My friend misses her period for four months and it turned out she had a disease that caused anorexia. How do you like them apples?

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duma191 21

malnourishment can cause you not to have a period. or certain birth controll.

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xyuukinekox 15

It's possible to not be. I skipped mine for four months before. Turns out nothing was wrong. It's usually just stress that causes that.

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dearkidnapper 0

HAHA I pee'd my pants laughing at this!

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Blank_fml 0

it is possible to not have ure period for months if your a teen and ure within the first 3yrs of getting ure period (happened to my friend) but that's ure fault. Next time just say the the classical no

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ZeroIce 12

5- what in the hell did you write? "ure"? Please spell correctly. I had to keep re-reading this comment because i couldnt under stand it. At leaset you know its "you're" amd not "your".

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ElizabethNL93 20

Well, 5, the last half of your comment made no sense. Also how is this OP's fault?

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kittykat1501 31

"the the classical no"

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bocarosa 0

hah. thats pretty funny. not ur period. what ur friend said. :P

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sillypun 0

it can happen for any number of reasons from stress to too much exercise to other more serious health issues. Most women not on birth control are somewhat irregular b/c their hormones are not being artificially controlled. singed, your amateur gynecologist.

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magnetic_aura 26

The past tense of sing is sang. What he said was "singed" as in singe. Like to burn...

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KillxKatie 0

Haha my friends always joke around with me that im pregnant because mine can skip 2-3 months at a time but it always comes back.

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Carmen31 20

yeah. mine skips 2-3 months too. the most I had is a year...

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Flora_fml 6

You might be anemic...

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