Health and Questions: Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She...

By booyouwhoree - 03/03/2009 20:49 - United States

Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregnant, she replied, "Is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML

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tyler1 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 6:00

OMG I HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM! i haven't my period in 15 YEARS! then again im a 15 year old guy..

memyselfandi_fml 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:41

well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:41

well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.

djsledgehammer 0

Monday 8 February 2010 4:56

I wonder if the OP's a guy o_O

Neilish 15

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Monday 25 October 2010 8:18

it says at the top with a blue arrow or a purple cross if they are a boy or girl

cerulean_rules 2

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Wednesday 8 December 2010 6:41

My friend misses her period for four months and it turned out she had a disease that caused anorexia. How do you like them apples?

duma191 21

Sunday 6 October 2013 1:16

malnourishment can cause you not to have a period. or certain birth controll.

xyuukinekox 15

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Thursday 3 December 2015 14:19

It's possible to not be. I skipped mine for four months before. Turns out nothing was wrong. It's usually just stress that causes that.

dearkidnapper 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:42

HAHA I pee'd my pants laughing at this!

curryisforGs 2

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Tuesday 3 April 2012 23:14

Cool Story Bro. Tell It Again.

thebaroness1984 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:42

You should probably see a gyno.

cp2292 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:45

Yeah... you are probs preggers

Blank_fml 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:47

it is possible to not have ure period for months if your a teen and ure within the first 3yrs of getting ure period (happened to my friend) but that's ure fault. Next time just say the the classical no

ZeroIce 12

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Sunday 22 July 2012 8:11

5- what in the hell did you write? "ure"? Please spell correctly. I had to keep re-reading this comment because i couldnt under stand it. At leaset you know its "you're" amd not "your".

ElizabethNL93 20

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Saturday 9 November 2013 19:46

Well, 5, the last half of your comment made no sense. Also how is this OP's fault?

Jezzebel1 10

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Thursday 16 January 2014 3:03

*least

kittykat1501 31

Friday 22 January 2016 15:44

"the the classical no"

bocarosa 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:51

hah. thats pretty funny. not ur period. what ur friend said. :P

sillypun 0

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Wednesday 4 March 2009 1:52

it can happen for any number of reasons from stress to too much exercise to other more serious health issues. Most women not on birth control are somewhat irregular b/c their hormones are not being artificially controlled. singed, your amateur gynecologist.