Today, I told my friend I hadn't had a period in 5 months. She asked me if I was pregnant. When I asked her if I looked 5 months pregant, she replied by saying "is that supposed to be a trick question?" FML
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memyselfandi_fml
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well, do you have any idea as to why you wouldn't be getting your period for 5 months straight if you weren't? mine skips for like two months if i'm stressed but that's about it.
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djsledgehammer
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I wonder if the OP's a guy o_O
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Neilish
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it says at the top with a blue arrow or a purple cross if they are a boy or girl
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cerulean_rules
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My friend misses her period for four months and it turned out she had a disease that caused anorexia. How do you like them apples?
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duma191
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malnourishment can cause you not to have a period. or certain birth controll.
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xyuukinekox
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It's possible to not be. I skipped mine for four months before. Turns out nothing was wrong. It's usually just stress that causes that.
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dearkidnapper
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HAHA I pee'd my pants laughing at this!
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curryisforGs
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Cool Story Bro. Tell It Again.
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thebaroness1984
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You should probably see a gyno.
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cp2292
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Yeah... you are probs preggers
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Blank_fml
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it is possible to not have ure period for months if your a teen and ure within the first 3yrs of getting ure period (happened to my friend) but that's ure fault. Next time just say the the classical no
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ZeroIce
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5- what in the hell did you write? "ure"? Please spell correctly. I had to keep re-reading this comment because i couldnt under stand it. At leaset you know its "you're" amd not "your".
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ElizabethNL93
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Well, 5, the last half of your comment made no sense. Also how is this OP's fault?
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Jezzebel1
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*least
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kittykat1501
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"the the classical no"
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bocarosa
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hah. thats pretty funny. not ur period. what ur friend said.
:P
:P
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sillypun
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it can happen for any number of reasons from stress to too much exercise to other more serious health issues. Most women not on birth control are somewhat irregular b/c their hormones are not being artificially controlled.
singed,
your amateur gynecologist.
singed,
your amateur gynecologist.
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xkatiebugger10x
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*signed
Sorry, I had to do it.(:
Sorry, I had to do it.(:
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I_lost_the_game
| 25
7- do you often "sing" your letters?
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magnetic_aura
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The past tense of sing is sang. What he said was "singed" as in singe. Like to burn...
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KillxKatie
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Haha my friends always joke around with me that im pregnant because mine can skip 2-3 months at a time but it always comes back.
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KilaKika
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Lucky!!!
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Carmen31
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yeah. mine skips 2-3 months too. the most I had is a year...
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melkman
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you should loose weight more often
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milagros1997
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You should suck a dick then-.-
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Flora_fml
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You might be anemic...
then again im a 15 year old guy..