Careless Whisper

By ihatejasonderulo - 02/09/2014 15:32 - United Kingdom - Hounslow

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Today, I asked my girlfriend to talk dirty to me. Her response was to impersonate a saxophone. FML
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Malicious_Clam 6

There is a song where they say "talk dirty to me" and then a saxophone starts playing. They play it on the radio frequently. It's a pop song.

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gjikvtj 18

Good thing she's not a *****. Trampets sound terrible.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Had to be a damper on your Tromboner...

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CaptainSmith28 19

This is clearly a reference to Jason Derulo's song "talk dirty"

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Liamj774 36

Maybe she wanted you to hit her g-string

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xxrogerthatxx 19

lol at 70; OP: "talk dirty to me" GIRLFRIEND: "*saxaphies Egyptian tune"

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orbit 22

Make sure she's of age #72, you don't want to get cought fingering A-minor

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that_band_nerd 22

Tell her if she sings it in D Major she won't be getting any major D from you for a while

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lillirose10490 11

'Tis why he shared it with us, for advice to help it "un-suck"

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ohSNAPyall 26

People share things on FML so that they can get advice? Wrong crowd, buddy!

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tiger8255 13

Let's hope it goes from it sucking to her sucking.

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DarkRealmGolem 9

That's not what fml is but I guess you people have changed it

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lillirose10490 11

^ I was hoping someone recognized my South Park reference!

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sayyestothedress 24

That's her way of talking dirty to her and anyways it's SAXophone! People sometimes say it sexophone so maybe she thought it would turn you on?

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onlychildFTW 33

Saxophones are considered dirty? I think they're pretty cool.

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Sulphuric_Glue 16

Saxophones instantly make anyone the smoothest ************ who ever lived.

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jklolz94 10

If it was the careless whisper sax solo, then I see no problem with this situation

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Malicious_Clam 6

There is a song where they say "talk dirty to me" and then a saxophone starts playing. They play it on the radio frequently. It's a pop song.

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sunnyray812 42

I find it sad that people automatically think of this song when someone says, "Talk dirty to me." Does no one remember the classic Poison song?

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noah_1234 24

those were the old days now all people want to listen to is justin bieber and his autotune

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may14th 26

what does this have to do with justin bieber

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MegasaurusRex89 28

To be fair, saxophones are the sexiest of all instruments

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pjsr 32

I thought we established - several FML's ago - that the skin flute was the sexiest of all instruments?

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Enslaved 36

"What's better than a rose on your piano? Two lips on your organ" (What's sexier than that?)

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petlover7598 7

Obviously you all have never been with a tuba player. So hot.

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that_band_nerd 22

As a saxophone player I will admit that the sexist instrument is the cowbell, no one can ever get enough cowbell!

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otumboo 10

I always thought flutes would have been the sexiest instrument because there dick shaped and the occasional jokes "the skin flute"

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RedCityScapes 5

Talk Dirty~ Jason Derulo? Pretty sure a lot of people on here didn't get the reference.

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