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Welshite
| 39
It was really a sexophone.
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Malicious_Clam
| 6
There is a song where they say "talk dirty to me" and then a saxophone starts playing. They play it on the radio frequently. It's a pop song.
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Welshite
| 39
It was really a sexophone.
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gjikvtj
| 18
Good thing she's not a whore. Trampets sound terrible.
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Had to be a damper on your Tromboner...
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urdirtyolduncle
| 15
Tell her to play your flute
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grogers311
| 20
Haha #19
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
Didgeridoo her anyway?
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CaptainSmith28
| 19
This is clearly a reference to Jason Derulo's song "talk dirty"
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Liamj774
| 36
Maybe she wanted you to hit her g-string
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clemsi
| 20
I guess now he is a D-flat
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xxrogerthatxx
| 19
lol at 70; OP: "talk dirty to me" GIRLFRIEND: "*saxaphies Egyptian tune"
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orbit
| 22
Make sure she's of age #72, you don't want to get cought fingering A-minor
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that_band_nerd
| 22
Tell her if she sings it in D Major she won't be getting any major D from you for a while
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Since1998
| 20
Hopefully her boobs wont b-flat
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deceiver100
| 5
sucks man!
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lillirose10490
| 11
'Tis why he shared it with us, for advice to help it "un-suck"
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
People share things on FML so that they can get advice? Wrong crowd, buddy!
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tiger8255
| 13
Let's hope it goes from it sucking to her sucking.
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lillirose10490
| 11
#57 I'm not your buddy, guy.
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DarkRealmGolem
| 9
That's not what fml is but I guess you people have changed it
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DArthurVaderian
| 18
#75 I'm not your guy, friend.
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lillirose10490
| 11
^ I was hoping someone recognized my South Park reference!
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sayyestothedress
| 24
That's her way of talking dirty to her and anyways it's SAXophone! People sometimes say it sexophone so maybe she thought it would turn you on?
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nchic01
| 17
yeah what's dirty about a saxaphone?
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nchic01
| 17
*saxophone
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onlychildFTW
| 33
Saxophones are considered dirty? I think they're pretty cool.
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tucansamTommyG
| 12
It depends on where you play it from
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Sulphuric_Glue
| 16
Saxophones instantly make anyone the smoothest motherfucker who ever lived.
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jklolz94
| 10
If it was the careless whisper sax solo, then I see no problem with this situation
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themouse
| 3
"Play" her.
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Malicious_Clam
| 6
There is a song where they say "talk dirty to me" and then a saxophone starts playing. They play it on the radio frequently. It's a pop song.
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lisslyi
| 19
Hence his username.
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sunnyray812
| 42
I find it sad that people automatically think of this song when someone says, "Talk dirty to me." Does no one remember the classic Poison song?
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noah_1234
| 24
those were the old days now all people want to listen to is justin bieber and his autotune
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may14th
| 26
what does this have to do with justin bieber
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MegasaurusRex89
| 28
To be fair, saxophones are the sexiest of all instruments
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pjsr
| 32
I thought we established - several FML's ago - that the skin flute was the sexiest of all instruments?
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Enslaved
| 36
"What's better than a rose on your piano?
Two lips on your organ"
(What's sexier than that?)
Two lips on your organ"
(What's sexier than that?)
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cocainewhore
| 30
It's all about the triangle, guys.
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petlover7598
| 7
Obviously you all have never been with a tuba player.
So hot.
So hot.
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that_band_nerd
| 22
As a saxophone player I will admit that the sexist instrument is the cowbell, no one can ever get enough cowbell!
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otumboo
| 10
I always thought flutes would have been the sexiest instrument because there dick shaped and the occasional jokes "the skin flute"
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detectivedipsiht
| 12
that's pretty hot...
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RedCityScapes
| 5
Talk Dirty~ Jason Derulo? Pretty sure a lot of people on here didn't get the reference.