Good thing she's not a whore. Trampets sound terrible.

Had to be a damper on your Tromboner...

Tell her to play your flute

Haha #19

Didgeridoo her anyway?

This is clearly a reference to Jason Derulo's song "talk dirty"

Maybe she wanted you to hit her g-string

I guess now he is a D-flat

lol at 70; OP: "talk dirty to me" GIRLFRIEND: "*saxaphies Egyptian tune"

Make sure she's of age #72, you don't want to get cought fingering A-minor

Tell her if she sings it in D Major she won't be getting any major D from you for a while

Hopefully her boobs wont b-flat

'Tis why he shared it with us, for advice to help it "un-suck"

People share things on FML so that they can get advice? Wrong crowd, buddy!

Let's hope it goes from it sucking to her sucking.

#57 I'm not your buddy, guy.

That's not what fml is but I guess you people have changed it

#75 I'm not your guy, friend.

^ I was hoping someone recognized my South Park reference!

yeah what's dirty about a saxaphone?

*saxophone

It depends on where you play it from

Saxophones instantly make anyone the smoothest motherfucker who ever lived.

Hence his username.

I find it sad that people automatically think of this song when someone says, "Talk dirty to me." Does no one remember the classic Poison song?

those were the old days now all people want to listen to is justin bieber and his autotune

what does this have to do with justin bieber

I thought we established - several FML's ago - that the skin flute was the sexiest of all instruments?

"What's better than a rose on your piano? Two lips on your organ" (What's sexier than that?)

It's all about the triangle, guys.

Obviously you all have never been with a tuba player. So hot.

As a saxophone player I will admit that the sexist instrument is the cowbell, no one can ever get enough cowbell!

I always thought flutes would have been the sexiest instrument because there dick shaped and the occasional jokes "the skin flute"