By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML
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Tsunami87 17
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don't we use mobile phones these days?

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Temi25 6

at least he wants to see you

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Temi25 6

at least he wants to see you

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ImaWiseGuy 5

eye feel sorry for you....

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Emster689 0
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1; yeah I agree most guys don't do that! you should feel lucky! :)

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ahhhFYL 0
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BOOM. HEADSHOT.

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Mitcha857 0
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that's why most guys don't do that now it's not romantic it can break windows, or faces. On top of that we have cell phones now. Throwing a rock at someones window is outdated.

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chino627 0

nothing like a rock to the face to say I love you

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ahole123 0
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Maybe it wasn't an accident?

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ahole123 0
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Maybe it wasn't an accident?

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almostalbino 10

hahahahahahaha... no.

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Adorlee 11
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^ because some people are heavy sleepers and don't pick up or answer to anything. I had to throw rocks at some guys window because he wouldn't wake up :/

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FarSide 22
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When did Jersey women stop sleeping with the boyfriends??

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GuessWhatKids 13

HOLY FUCK WHEN QILL PEOPLE LEARN THAT THROWING ROCKS AT WINDOW IS NEVER A GOOD IDEA?????

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miniluda12 12

yeah, that would have been so romantic if he hadnt hit you :p

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FiberOptometrist 0
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85: LOOKS LIKE YOU LEFT YOUR STEERING WHEEL AT HOME.

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zendaddy0 0

awwwwww that's sweet and awwwwww that sucks

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Tsunami87 17
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don't we use mobile phones these days?

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jennifer93 0

haha 19 just made my day

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braasilianx0 4

lmao 19 made me laugh so much

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smileeee_fml 0

#19, win !

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navalaviator 0
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lol 19 just made my day alot brighter!

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BabbiiLovvee 0

26 and we care.

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XXizzlerXX 0

bulls eye

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Bella_is_my_name 4
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I don't get it 19 :S

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mwahaha1 0
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did you spear tackle him?

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whosechairisthat 0
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haha im only commenting u cuz u r 14. woo hoo mee too. :))))) hooray for australians.

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wikkedphuka 0

omg...... thats so romantic...*tears* lol dummy

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redbluegreen 40
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And they say chivalry is dead.

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mikolyshka 0
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why throw rocks when you have a phone? back then people didn't have the luxury of a cell phone.

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alexg823 0

Now why would you throw your phone? That's absurd.

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SadinSherman 16
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Someone else already made that joke.

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ashleymarielouis 0

#50 lmao get 'im. (:

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luvppl 6
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death: 1 chivalry for you: 0 sorry

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iLazy 0
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Betcha didn't see that coming

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swittig 0
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I see what you did there, but now she can't. Giggity!

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SeerePetrova 0
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now that made my day.... the giggitty thing

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Nikkitaria 9

I guess you could call that a bullseye

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mexicotoucher 7
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Can't your bf afford a phone?

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Blueglasscup 18
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Aw shucks. That ain't half as romantic!

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Ieatpeople17 0

Throw the phone next time

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bloodycherries_fml 3
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hmm good aim and it shouldn't be that bad since it's a small rock.

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carnage1108 0

it wouldn't hurt if she had any reflexes at all

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